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Flib Bigboat

#645
July 30, 2021, 08:51:31 PM
He had it coming, drinking all those random chemicals
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#646
July 30, 2021, 09:23:06 PM
Like iocane powder?
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Flib Bigboat

#647
July 30, 2021, 09:25:15 PM
I suppose so, but if he kept drinking it (the bleach-gasoline-vodka) in order to become immune to it, he would have died long ago.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#648
July 30, 2021, 09:26:12 PM
Cats have nine lives.
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Flib Bigboat

#649
July 30, 2021, 09:28:34 PM
That is why he stayed alive up until now, yes.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#650
July 30, 2021, 09:29:09 PM
Cats also have a Schrödinger life.
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Flib Bigboat

#651
July 30, 2021, 09:30:25 PM
What's that?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#652
July 30, 2021, 09:35:17 PM
When they're both alive and dead at the same time.
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Flib Bigboat

#653
July 30, 2021, 09:41:03 PM
Then he's only mostly dead.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#654
July 30, 2021, 09:48:09 PM
Slightly alive.
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Kade Rivok

#655
July 30, 2021, 09:50:47 PM
Half and half, really.
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Flib Bigboat

#656
July 30, 2021, 09:54:56 PM
Not half and half. Vodka doesn't work that way.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#657
July 30, 2021, 09:57:43 PM
How would you know? Not that I know.

Two halves make a whole. Jump through the hole and you're out.

It's the end of a riddle.
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Flib Bigboat

#658
July 30, 2021, 09:59:43 PM
Quote from: Booklover on July 30, 2021, 09:57:43 PM
How would you know? Not that I know.
I mean, alcohol eventually will kill you, if you keep drinking it all the time. But yes, mostly dead is slightly alive.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#659
July 30, 2021, 10:00:53 PM
I don't drink alcohol. Being, y'know, not yet 18.
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