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Ouroboros

June 14, 2019, 03:58:12 AM
Let's face it, that marriage counseling isn't going to work out for you.

Russa Nodrey

#1
June 14, 2019, 04:04:03 AM
Hi, I was married against my will to One-Eye. Can you help me out?
Freddy

One-Eye the wildcat

#2
June 14, 2019, 05:33:31 AM
Me too!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Ouroboros

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June 14, 2019, 08:51:15 AM
Hmm, well, I'm afraid I can only represent one of you, so if somebody wants to pay something upfront I'm sure we can work things out...

Delthion

#4
June 14, 2019, 07:12:25 PM
Seeing as how one of them met their death down a mineshaft, I don't believe any attorneys would be needed here...I could be wrong however.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

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June 15, 2019, 05:29:59 PM
^^^^^^^^^^ ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#6
June 15, 2019, 05:31:47 PM
What are you suggesting, sonny?
Freddy

Delthion

#7
June 15, 2019, 08:19:07 PM
That your husband committed suicide in a foolish attempt to murder me.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

#8
June 16, 2019, 01:42:03 AM
Quote from: Delthion on June 15, 2019, 08:19:07 PM
That your husband committed suicide in a foolish attempt to murder me.
Oh. I thought he just couldn't handle Russa anymore.  :laugh: (Kidding kidding)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#9
June 16, 2019, 06:40:55 PM
I would completely understand if that was his reason. ;D
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

#10
June 17, 2019, 05:00:23 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 16, 2019, 06:40:55 PM
I would completely understand if that was his reason. ;D
:P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#11
June 17, 2019, 11:14:45 PM
;D
Freddy

Keva Strongbow

#12
June 18, 2019, 03:16:58 AM
He still seems pretty alive to me :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#13
June 18, 2019, 03:23:47 AM
True.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ouroboros

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June 18, 2019, 04:07:53 PM
I'm inclined to agree with the fact that considering the person in question is currently sitting in my office breathing, he is legally considered "alive."
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