Safari Trip

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Calls up the Skullians* Good nes guys! We got our own army now!

[Jack the Quick]

*Begins marching to the Russian haters*
Let's git 'em!
Funny how a safari trip turned to WW3 on Russia

[Russa Nodrey]

*Calls an ambulance*

[Kolman]

its not just Russia we also have China to worry about.
*goes to vehicle and activates the MK VI Mjolnir armor*
you guys might want to get as off the continent as fast as possible

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Incoming!
*soldiers start attacking.*

Skullians,pick off any outsiders. Keep tem from reaching the vehicle!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Salutes* Yes Captain, One-Eye sir!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*rips out the spine of a russian soldier*

[The Grey Coincidence]

... I have lost interest in this trip.

[Jack the Quick]

*Tosses grenades at the Russian hitmen*
Die, haters! Calling us discount Russia!!!!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev zaps a Soviet spy*

[Jukka the Sling]

*runs away in terror*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is hacking into Communist computer and making their missiles explode when they try to launch 'em* 

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev zaps some baddies while drinking a slurpy*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ooh! Could I have one?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev's highly attuned sniffer picks up feedback from a group of nineteen giraffes coming everyone's way*