Kolman's Diner and lounge

[Kolman]

*watches Lass of something much skip away*

Teer I commend you, you must be a saint of patience to deal with her.

[Verdauga]

HAH!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*watches Lass of something much skip away*

Teer I commend you, you must be a saint of patience to deal with her.

Thanks. I assure you, I am a saint of patience. (Until it comes to beasts trying to steal my husband, of course) The things I put up with! I have suffered so much and I do so in silence, smiling serenely, my long hair shining, reflecting the light of the halo above my head. It is a hard life but I make the best of it. *smiles serenely, long hair shining, reflecting the light of halo above head*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello!  I'd like a Whittledukee, Chicken&Salmon (With refined and darkened Squish-Vallen tepdour sauce) salad please.

[lass of something much]

*watches Lass of something much skip away*

Teer I commend you, you must be a saint of patience to deal with her.

....Oi!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hello!  I'd like a Whittledukee, Chicken&Salmon (With refined and darkened Squish-Vallen tepdour sauce) salad please.

Hmmm, I don't think that's on the menu. I would be able to manage such a dish but I'm not sure we're allowed to deviate from the menu. I'll just ask my boss if that's acceptable.

*goes into kitchen* Hey, @Kolman , somebeast wants a Whittledukee, Chicken and Salmon salad with refined and darkened Squish-Vallen tepdour sauce. Is it alright to make that even though it's not on the menu?

[Verdauga]

*Comes out with the order.*
It is, but it tends to cost extra. That'll be two silvers and two coppers, Mr. Herman.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah, see. I still need to learn the pricing and such here.

[lass of something much]

*poofs back in and looks rather shocked* Don't go...out side...

[Kolman]

*poofs back in and looks rather shocked* Don't go...out side...

would it happen to do with the Space Octopus?

[lass of something much]

No, there's a pun-orus

[Kolman]

*looks gravely concerned*

yes that is a threat best stay in here where it is safe @Herman Smith please do try to order on the menu from time to time these ingredients don't just magically appear you know

[Booklover]

(Because food is one of the five exceptions to Gamp's law of elemental transfiguration... or something along those lines, anyway.)

[Sebias of Redwall]

Could I have some bacon?

[Kade Rivok]

*"Kool-Aid Man"s his way through the wall.*  DID SOMEONE SAY BACON?!?!