Kolman's Diner and lounge

[Kolman]

*binds @Corporal Rubbadub  to an obsidian tablet inlaid with ancient text and runes*
there now he can't get out.

*walks out of the diner with the tablet*
let just find a nice little quiet place just you and me buddy.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M (not my name  ) IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

[Kolman]

*continues walking with the Screaming Corporal Rub whistling cheerfully to self, but horribly off key*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts to cry, looks pitiful* SOMEONE TAKE PITY ON THIS POOR BEAST!

[Kolman]

Oh do be quiet I'm going to resurrect you boy.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*curls up in a ball*

[Kolman]

tell me are you flammable?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*visibly gets worried* N-no umm... i'm totally not flamable *fake smile*

[Booklover]

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M (not my name  ) IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

You learnt your lesson, it seems, Mr. (not my name  ) IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*gets bloodwrath*

[lass of something much]

*poofs a sleep dart into Rub*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Rub, that's not how it vorks. Skarzs' ghost jar is unbreakable.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

[lass of something much]

Rub, that's not how it vorks. Skarzs' ghost jar is unbreakable.

*nods*


close enough..

[shisteer of nothing much]

*continues sweeping the floor*