Scout camp

[Kade Rivok]

*Bubbles rise from where the Otterbadger lies at the bottom of the river.*

*Sinks.*

Yay! we are saved! he is dead! Wooo!

(Rude.)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*gets Whatitiri to help drag Kade out of the river and onto the bank* Are you okay?

[Kade Rivok]

*Is unresponsive.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sits on Kade's chest* Wake up!

[Kade Rivok]

*A small fount of water jets from the Otterbadgers mouth and into Eb's face.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

EW! *hurriedly stands up, only to overbalance and sit back down again*

[Kade Rivok]

*A large fount of water jets from the Otterbadgers mouth and into Eb's face.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ew ew ew ew. Why me? Pourquoi moi?!

[Kade Rivok]

*Remains unresponsive.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

EW! *hurriedly stands up, only to overbalance and sit back down again*

*repeats this several times*

[Kade Rivok]

*No more water seems to come out.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ugh, just wake up already. I don't know what else to do.

[Kade Rivok]

(Poor Eb doesn't know what CPR is  )

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I went to St John's Cadets for two years, I know what CPR is. But you're too big for me so I sat on you repeatedly instead.

[Kade Rivok]

(You know what, I was about to say something, but then looked back and saw that you specified "chest".  I thought you'd said stomach.  Whoops!  )

*Pops up, sending Eb flying.*  Where's the muffins?  Wait... why am I down here?