Free Wildcat Wash! Wash your Wildcats here!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is watching from the bank, frozen in horrified fascination*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oooh, yeah, that feels good! *relaxes*

I mean, stop! It hurts! The bristles are too sharp! My scales are already shiny! It tickles! *struggles madly to escape*

[Kade Rivok]

*Scrubs Teer's back and wings (being careful with the wings.) and holds on to the writhing beast firmly.*  Gracious me, when was the last time you bathed!  It's a good thing I got to you when I did.

[shisteer of nothing much]

That's seriously so good.

Stop! You're going to break my wings! They might fall off! You're scrubbing them too hard! I had a bath recently! It was only about... two years ago! Let me go! I'm perfectly clean already! *continues struggling*

[Kade Rivok]

*Pats Teer on the head.*  You're doing a good job, dearie.  NOW, give me those forepaws!  No, not the backpaws, those are last!  The forepaws!  *Grabs Teer's paws and scrubs them down as well.*

[lass of something much]

*scrambles after Lass* You actual bean! How dare you!

*giggles cheekily*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oooh, yeah! That feels sooo good!

No! It tickles! Stop it! Help! My paws are already clean! It hurts! *starts kicking desperately*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Spoiler

[close]

[Kade Rivok]

Oooh, yeah! That feels sooo good!

No! It tickles! Stop it! Help! My paws are already clean! It hurts! *starts kicking desperately*

*Grabs one of the kicking footpaws and flips Teer upside down.*  Ok!  And now for the last part!  *Begins scrubbing Teer's left footpaw.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

No! Stop! I don't like it! Help! *continues kicking wildly*

Spoiler

[close]

Um... no... why would you think that?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

-_-

[Kade Rivok]

(That was aimed at Lass, Teer.  )

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(It was not.)

[Kade Rivok]

(It was.)

(Mm, indeed.)

*Avoids the kicking Taniwha.*  Just relax, dearie.  *Scrubs the little toesies on the left footpaw.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You mock my pain, Teer!