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[shisteer of nothing much]

Taste... lies?

Yum! (asterisk) licks lips (asterisk)

That's not how you do it.

Well I can't actually lick my lips, thanks to somebody.

*rolls eyes* It was entirely necessary. Get over it.

[The Skarzs]

Yes. Don't ask questions you're not prepared to get answers to.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm perfectly prepared.

Yeah, sure. That doesn't mean I have to be and since I'M the one in control...

Humph! Spoil sport.

[Kade Rivok]

14,817

Seems like you folks have been up to some mischief over the weekend, hmm?

[Verdauga]

Loads of mischief. Absolute loads.

[Delthion]

I've said it before, you guys think your brand of crazy is something, you weren't around during the first ages of the Cellars.

There was a slight resurgence when I started eating everyone...but I can agree that the First Age of the Cellars was probably the greatest, I was only present from the Second Age onward.

[Kade Rivok]

14,814

What age are we in now?

[Delthion]

The Fourth Age

First Age = Early times of the Cellars
Second Age = Torturing Skarzs - Events being set-up in the Cellars
Third Age = The Time of Glorious Shipping
Fourth Age = After the Absence of the Master Shipper

[Kade Rivok]

14,812

Aren't you said "Master Shipper"?  If that's the case, we should be in the 5th age then, The Return of the Shipper

[Verdauga]

He labels it "after the absence of the master shipper".

[Kade Rivok]

14,810

Yes, but that doesn't necessarily imply a return after said absence.  Reading it your way would also imply that there was nothing between his departure and return.  This can be read as the "absence" being the point at which he leaves and then the time after that fact, during which he was not here.

I, Kade Rivok, Redwall uhh... Novice, do hereby declare that a new age is upon us, my fellow goodbeasts!

[Booklover]

I just can.
I can also taste your lies.

I can smell that that's a lie.

[Sebias of Redwall]

14,810

Yes, but that doesn't necessarily imply a return after said absence.  Reading it your way would also imply that there was nothing between his departure and return.  This can be read as the "absence" being the point at which he leaves and then the time after that fact, during which he was not here.

I, Kade Rivok, Redwall uhh... Novice, do hereby declare that a new age is upon us, my fellow goodbeasts!

Huzzah! The Age of the New Members! Or maybe the Age of the Master Shipper's Return!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Is thankful that she hasn't been shipped*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Shall we revive the old topic?