Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)

[lass of something much]

Pffffft!!!

* Naughty Hobbit splutters

* Gandalf glares at the Hobbit (while making smoke rings (rings, seriously?)).

* Naughty Hobbit pokes tongue out at Gandelf

[Booklover]

Tea?? TEA?? Would you like some Arridi coffee with honey in?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you for the kind offer, child, but that will not be necessary.

[lass of something much]

* Naughty Hobbit hides the honey

[Booklover]

Thank you for the kind offer, child, but that will not be necessary.

Why not? (also, that colour hurts my eyes)

* Gandalf retrieves the honey and confiscates the Naughty Hobbit's coffee.

No second, third or fourth breakfast for you, Naughty Hobbit!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because I have tea. It's deliciously herbal peppermint tea, in fact. It's not necessary to have more than one hot drink. (Is this colour better?)

[Booklover]

Yes, that colour is better.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, that's good.

[Booklover]

Agreed.

[lass of something much]

* Gandelf retrieves the honey and confiscates the Naughty Hobbit's coffee.

No second, third or fourth breakfast for you, Naughty Hobbit!

* Naughty Hobbit gasps

b-ut...I'll starve!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Indeed.

[Booklover]

No, you will not. You can survive perfectly well without so many breakfasts.

[lass of something much]

* Naughty Hobbit  stagers back, nocking a dead body into a well

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

[Booklover]

Did you know, a lot of people live perfectly well with just three meals a day? However, there are some people in the world who can't even manage that and are starving.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*nods slowly*