My hill

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Destroys everything besides the hill surface, the hobbit hole, and the garden*
Happy?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Not really... *Hill begins to cave in*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Fills in the hill with cement* Phew! My hill. *Sits on my hill*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Cement is still wet* *Sebbie drowns in cement* My hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill...

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

I breath cement. I can swim in this hill. My hill.

[Verdauga]

*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill...

*Recoils* Well that got macabre.
*Magically hardens the cement in the hill*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill...

*Recoils* Well that got macabre.

What can I say? *Shrugs* Bad things happen when beasts try to claim My Hill. 

*A rumbling sound comes from the hardened cement and a form of an otter shatters through the surface, shrieking in a voice the sounds like the dead wailing:* My Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill

[Kade Rivok]

My hobbit hole and garden are ruined.  You people are gonna regret this.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Points at Verdauga and Jarky* They were the ones attacking My Hill with cement.... I was protecting my property.

[Booklover]

*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it ), and Riders of Rohan.

Most of those will die from attacking each other. Plus, I command the dragons and as I'm the only one here who's actually read Harry Potter, the wizards as well.

My hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well, I have a secret weapon... I'm a member of the RRR. Ha! *Easily beat everyone of the hill* *Rebuilds Kade's Hobbit hole and his garden, then sits back and drinks some tea* My Hill.

[Booklover]

I don't know how effective 'beasting' can be. And unless it's bergamot tea, (doesn't matter what type, actually) coffee is definitely better.

My hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I don't know how effective 'beasting' can be.

Pretty effective, actually.  Almost as much a 'beating' is...

My hill.

*Shakes head* Hm, hate to break it to you... but this is my hill. I can share it though, if you need a place to drink your coffee.

[Booklover]

So you beast (I don't care that you edited it) everyone of the hill? Nobody's really of the hill, except maybe Kade, who is the only one who actually owns anything.

My hill.