My hill

[Kade Rivok]

Your words and that picture of Thor seem unrelated.

[Verdauga]

Y'know, marvel needs a hero with an anti-materiel rifle.

[lass of something much]

Nope, this is my Hill!

[Kade Rivok]

Y'know, marvel needs a hero with an anti-materiel rifle.

I mean, does it though?  Anti-materiel rifles are cool and all, but couldn't we just give one to Black Widow or something?

[Verdauga]

It takes a lot of training to be able to effectively wield a thirty-plus pound rifle capable of destroying reinforced concrete in a single blow. ... I just  made it sound easy...

Seriously, though. Blasting Thanos with an m82 would have shortened endgame back to infinity war.

[Kade Rivok]

Mmm, maybe.  But, he was able to easily tank hits from the Hulk without an issue, and the Hulk can destroy reinforced concrete just as easily as an anti-materiel rifle can.  I dunno, power levels are weird 

[Verdauga]

Yeah, but Hulk's punches are not concentrated on a half-inch circle.

[lass of something much]

My hill.

[Kade Rivok]

*Suddenly stands to attention and Kool-Aid Mans his way through the side of the hill.  He fetches a fish from a nearby stream before running off, calling over his shoulder.*  Can someone fix that hole I made?  Thanks!

[lass of something much]

*mines it into a hobbit hole*

[Kade Rivok]

*Returns.*  Ah, thanks for expanding my hobbit hole!  *Goes back inside and returns to his slumber.*

[Booklover]

*sets up an ice-cream shop*

[lass of something much]

*is mining under my hill*

[Booklover]

*watches as Lass digs a hole under a small mound of earth on the side of my hill*

[lass of something much]

you have no hill!