Just because.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

There are 6 guests doing an unknown action. Suspicious.

[Verdauga]

*Chokes* Need... *GASP* ...air...

I could cut you out....but I only have one functioning arm, so I can't swing so effectively.

There are 6 guests doing an unknown action. Suspicious.

Not really. Interesting, but not suspicious.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Sheaths Thomasbane and starts tickling Shisteer.*

Aaahh... *gives contented sigh and rolls onto back, releasing hug but still squashing Sebias* Ohh, yeah! Dat gooood!

[Kade Rivok]

I... think Seb is dead.

[Booklover]

If he is, he's a ghost now. But ghosts are solid and you can't hug them. Or squash them.

[Verdauga]

I... think Seb is dead.

Which was my plan after all.
Now can someone help me bandage myself up?

[Booklover]

Well, is he dead or is he not? Or is he Schrödinger's cat?

[Verdauga]

I dunno. Let's say he's dead. Just because.

[Kade Rivok]

I... think Seb is dead.

Which was my plan after all.
Now can someone help me bandage myself up?

*Begins bandaging Verdauga's head.*

[Verdauga]

I... think Seb is dead.

Which was my plan after all.
Now can someone help me bandage myself up?

*Begins bandaging Verdauga's head.*

Thanks. I like both of my ears.

[Booklover]

If you lost an ear, does that make you a saint?

[shisteer of nothing much]

So, he's dead. That doesn't mean you need to stop tickling my feet.

[Kade Rivok]

To be fair, I'm the only one that every said anything about feet.  He just went for a normal tickle.

[Verdauga]

If you lost an ear, does that make you a saint?

*Would point finger-guns at Booklover except I have only one functioning arm.

[shisteer of nothing much]

TICKLE MY FEET ALREADY!!!