Just because.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Americans are so weird.

[The Skarzs]

We know.

[Verdauga]

But then why are they straws?

They....... aren't. I've only heard them called coffee stirrers....

[shisteer of nothing much]

*looks sightly petrified*

[Kade Rivok]

But then why are they straws?

They....... aren't. I've only heard them called coffee stirrers....

They are straws though, and I've seen people use them as such.  (Not that I'd recommend it, just that I've seen it)

[Verdauga]

Well, I understand why they use it that way.

[The Skarzs]

They're really trying to phase out plastic straws anyway. They'll all be replaced with those wood stir sticks.

[Kade Rivok]

It'd be hard to drink soda through a wood stir stick 

[Verdauga]

....Just....whoa.

[Kade Rivok]

I know.  Truer words and all that.

[The Skarzs]

It'd be hard to drink soda through a wood stir stick 

You just need to wait for it to soak up to the top.

[Booklover]

That might take a little bit of time.

[Verdauga]

I would wait.

[shisteer of nothing much]

It'd be hard to drink soda through a wood stir stick 

Then don't drink soda! A simple solution to both problems.

[Sebias of Redwall]

It'd be hard to drink soda through a wood stir stick 

Then don't drink soda! A simple solution to both problems.

But what about water?