The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[Russa Nodrey]

We now pronounce you husband and wife. The end. Yay, they're married! Let's eat cake!

EDIT: Wait, where are they?

[Kade Rivok]

You may ki- ok, well, you don't have to do that part, but you're married now!  Woo!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

You have to pronounce them while they are still conscious. *Gives Verdauga some warm milk* There you go. Now you may wed them, Kade.

[Booklover]

Verdauga is still dead, though.

[Russa Nodrey]

Eew, warm milk.

[Kade Rivok]

Eew, warm milk.

Blue warm milk.

*Kade dropkicks Sebias out of the way and stands before the two lovebirds.  Verdauge has been revived and put in a straight jacket that is made up to look kind of like a tux, and Teer is, well, being Teer as she's bound in place by magic.  A calm breeze blows through the destroyed building, carrying sakura petals through the air.*

Now then, my friends.  Teer, Verdauga, I now pronounce you husband and wife!

*Fanfare begins, announcing the arrival of a new couple into the world.  Cheers arise from the onlookers.  Kade imagines that Verdauga and Teer smile at him, then at each other (Note:  This does not actually occur)*

[Booklover]

Blue coke is better.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Oh, man. I'm so happy for those two!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Kade dropkicks Sebias out of the way and stands before the two lovebirds.  Verdauge has been revived and put in a straight jacket that is made up to look kind of like a tux, and Teer is, well, being Teer as she's bound in place by magic.  A calm breeze blows through the destroyed building, carrying sakura petals through the air.*

Now then, my friends.  Teer, Verdauga, I now pronounce you husband and wife!

*Fanfare begins, announcing the arrival of a new couple into the world.  Cheers arise from the onlookers.  Kade imagines that Verdauga and Teer smile at him, then at each other (Note:  This does not actually occur)*

*Cries happy tears*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Throws Verdauga the keys for his minivan*

[lass of something much]

*wipes swet* Thanks Booklover! *brings Verdauga back to life AGAIN*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is happy that we can all go back to normal life without Sheev and Verdauga killing each other* How romantic. Let's eat!

[lass of something much]

*eats every thing*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*groans and breaks out of magic whatever-it-was-that-was-holding-me* I am annoyed. Oh well, now we need to have the wedding feast, dancing and Kade needs to give us an expensive wedding present. *sits down at table and sniffs flowers, then chucks them at Ebantu* Can you please hold these for me, Eb?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*deliberately fails to catch flowers* No.