The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[Verdauga]

*Sends another mindwave:*

"To clarify for you guys: the note was me telling you I left the topic."

[Sebias of Redwall]

But after you said "I do", correct?

[Kade Rivok]

The note clearly says "I do," after all.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Nods to Kade* Exactly. *Sips drink* Anyone bring vittles?

[Kade Rivok]

You mean besides the cake you and Ebantu wrecked?

[Booklover]

*brings out a platter of blue cookies* Anyone want cookies?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wouldn't mind if I do, actually. Thanks! *Eats cookie*

You mean besides the cake you and Ebantu wrecked?

Yes, besides that. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Seb, we need @shisteer of nothing much. *Takes Verdauga with me*

Ah, correct. Somebody should trick her into coming in here...  Ebony?

Don't look at me. She's a taniwha, for crying out loud!

Edit: And everybody stop being mean to Verdauga. (this doesn't mean anything other than wildcats should stand up for each other)

[shisteer of nothing much]

*breaks free of bindings and flies away, roaring in rage* I will not marry that swine! (no offense, Verdauga. Drastic situations call for drastic insults)

[Kade Rivok]

*Lassos one of Teer's feet and drags her back down.*  Now, now, my dear.  I know you're unhappy, but Verdauga is a... *looks at Verdauga* ...well, he probably isn't crazy at least, at that's more than most people here can say.  Plus, he's already stated that he's willing to marry you, so that's a plus!  I mean honestly, is there even anyone else here you'd rather marry?  I'm thinking not.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Plenty of people, actually. Besides, you say he isn't mad but he is on this forum. If that's not enough, he's also in the cellars. *gives another furious roar and flies away again, quickly disappearing from sight*

[Kade Rivok]

*Waves his enchanted fork around as Teer flies away.  She suddenly teleports back to the alter.*  Well now, it would have made life so much easier if you'd mentioned something like that to Keva and Sebias prior to this; that way they could have shipped you with an appropriate partner!  Nevertheless, you can marry one of those lucky folk another time.  For now, don't you want to just get this over with?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*burns enchanted fork with magical fire (yes, I do have magic) and flies away again, protected by a magical force field*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*breaks free of bindings and flies away, roaring in rage* I will not marry that swine! (no offense, Verdauga. Drastic situations call for drastic insults)

*Sheev Force holds Teer and drops her into Verdauga's cage. Do it now, seb.

[Verdauga]

*Teleports Shisteer out of the topic.*
*From outside the topic.*