The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Lass is on the other side of the world, which is significantly more than seventy meters)

*chuckles* Alright then, dearest, you can take the oars.
*the waka comes into shallow water*
I'll pull us up to shore. *jumps out into knee-high water and pulls the waka the last few metres onto the gently sloping bank, then offers paw to help Verdauga from the totara log*

[Verdauga]

Thanks darling! *Takes Shisteer's paw but struggles and faceplants in the shallow water anyway.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*grins and lifts Verdauga back onto his footpaws* Let's go see what that picnic is all about, shall we?

[lass of something much]

POWERPLAYING MUCH

[Kade Rivok]

(You have been taken by the Otterbadgerninja.  There is no powerplaying, only truth.)

[Verdauga]

*Chuckles and wipes the sand off my face.*
Yeah, why don't we do that instead?
*Leads Teer to the picnic blanket.*

[Kade Rivok]

*As the pair walk away, the Otterbadgerninja with a post card sticking out of his pocket silently leaps down and inspects the waka for any signs of damage.*

[Verdauga]

{You're ruining the atmos---wait, this happened on your thread, didn't it?}

[Kade Rivok]

{You're ruining the atmos---wait, this happenedis happening on your thread, didn'tisn't it?}

(I'm protecting y'all.  You don't know I'm here)

[Verdauga]

{Well, um.... thanks?}

[lass of something much]

(You have been taken by the Otterbadgerninja.  There is no powerplaying, only truth.)

no, I'm still here.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Chuckles and wipes the sand off my face.*
Yeah, why don't we do that instead?
*Leads Teer to the picnic blanket.*

*follows, then stoops and picks up note*
(Note: Verdauga and Teer, thank you for coming to Japan for your sweet moon. I hope you enjoy time here. This picnic for you.)

Huh, that's nice. I wonder who left it there for us. Let's sit and start eating; I'm famished.

[lass of something much]

um...that could kill you...

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Nah, it's fine. I'm pretty sure I know who left it for us and they're perfectly trust-worthy)

[Verdauga]

*Grins*
Nice to know you have a lot of friends.
*Grabs some fruits, vegetables, and meats out of the basket*
Let's eat!