The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[Scott McLamok]

*Steals a corndog and jumps out the window*

[lass of something much]

(I get it.)

* Infant Lass copies Scott, apart from falling out the window because she slipped

[Booklover]

*throws Verdauga out of a window (for old times' sake)"

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Throws Bookie out of a window (for no reason whatsoever)*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*throws Verdauga out of a window (for old times' sake)"

OI! My husband. *eats Booklover*

[Russa Nodrey]

Oi! Booklover! *Whacks Teer with a flimsy twig*

[Booklover]

Oi! Booklover! *Whacks Teer with a flimsy twig*

I mean, I appreciate the gesture and all, but aren't there better ways to do it?

[Russa Nodrey]

What do you mean? I can't think of any better way to whack someone with a flimsy twig.

[Booklover]

Do it with a paper fan instead? That might work.

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay.

...Do you have a paper fan?

[Booklover]

Do you?

[Russa Nodrey]

No. *Hangs head in shame*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

I do. *Whacks Russa with the aforesaid paper fan*

[Booklover]

Please be careful with that rope there. You might get hurt.


Actually, that's an idea. Turn the rope into a taniwha-whacker.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Turns the rope into a taniwha-whacker*