The Wedding of Ebanok

[Keva Strongbow]

Come one come all, to the wedding of @Kade Rivok and @Ebantu the Kararehe

You guys know the drill! Let the preparations and ceremony begin!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Arrives in topic* *Starts cackling* *High fives Keva*

[Keva Strongbow]

*High fives Sebias* *Waits for the lovely couple to arrive*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Readies bombs and chains* *Sips tea*

[Kade Rivok]

*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.*  Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right.  We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral.  And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in.  As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all.  We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course.  As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring.  We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Um, that's unofficially officially adopted sister. (but yeah, I can sing, I guess) Do I get any other role in proceedings? Bridesmaid, perhaps? What kind of cake do you want? (flavour and colour)
Ebby's little brother will be very offended if he doesn't get to make it, plus he'll do a great job, seen as he is a famous chef. I'm his scullery boy so I can pass the order on.
As for venue, I'd recommend Lake Taupo. (pronounced toe-poor) There's beautiful scenery, plus it's summer at the moment so the weather will be good. There's also a couple of lakes in Rotarua but they're on a live volcano so they smell like sulfur.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I think it'll be up to Eb on the Bridesmaid thing.  As for the cake, I want I giant cherry coke soda cake with chocolate icing!  If you think Eb's brother is up to the task, than we'll hire him.

As for Lake Taupo, it is very nice looking, but are there any palaces or cathedrals nearby that we can use?  If not, we'll have to acquire some land and build the location ourselves, which of course isn't the most cost effective way to go about things.

[Keva Strongbow]

U must have been planning this for forever, Kade

Ooh! The cake tastes delicious already! Can I be the picture taker? (This would be my first wedding as photographer )

[Kade Rivok]

Granted.  If the pictures come out blurry, though, you aren't getting paid.  Do you have a good camera?  (And before you ask, NO, you can't just use the camera on your phone.)  Is your camera waterproof?  For pictures of us touring the lake, that might be a good idea.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm gonna go get drunk in the corner...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'm going to kill you, Keva. *clicks fingers at Whatitiri and points at Keva and Seb* Kill those two. *Whatitiri spreads his wings and hurtles towards the helpless otters*

[Kade Rivok]

*Watches as chaos ensues.*  Well, I guess I should've expected this to happen.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*knocks Sebias and Keva into underground pit and rolls large stone on top* Deepest apologies but it's for your own good. I'll make sure you get fed once a day, even if it is just maggoty bread.

As for the cake, Kade, I have no doubt that The Boss' ability is sufficient for such a project but I think Ebantu will protest your flavour choices. Cherries are delicious but it's a waste to put them in a cake and coke is absolutely disgusting.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

This is perfect. We have Kade on our side. *Sheev chains Ebantu's limbs*

[lass of something much]

....
No killing "helpless otters" please, just eat your cake!.
*pulls keva and seb out of the hole* As for the cake, I must concur with Teer