The Wedding of Ebanok

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Good.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*bump again* TE-ER!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Goodness, I've grown a two foot long beard just waiting. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

@TEER!!!

[Kade Rivok]

She's being a butt >_>

[lass of something much]

*goes off to sit on Teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'd just like to draw your attention to this wonderful piece of literary genius.

On a completely different planet, there lived a man whose name was Gafffffkelfjrk (pronounced Ga-fFFfF-kelfjrk). Gafffffkelfjrk (whose name meant "Brian" in English) was feeling particularly lonely at that time, so he decided to take a walk around his home planet of SSSHejFffFfkdb (OBVIOUSLY pronounced SSSH-ejFffF-kdb). This planet was about the size and shape of a small mushroom, and that is why it had not been discovered by Earthlings as of yet. After all, it is in the same galaxy, and it it actually the first planet from the sun, standing approximately 17.987 metres (or 59.0124672 feet) from it. Funnily enough, it did not orbit the sun, always staying in the same place, and it was located underneath the sun, at a 23 degree tilt. The people who live on SSSHejFffFfkdb were about the size of a parasite and took a shining to the letter "f", making sure everything in their complex tongue had more "f"'s than any over letter. People on the upside of the mushroom called those on the bottom of the mushroom rhdofffcnrozkefbridgej, which is translated as "underlings", and those on the bottom of the mushroom called those on the top of the mushroom fhdoejrfffojrjfbyufffpbridgej, which translates roughly as "John", as all those on the top of the mushroom were named John. Our hero, Gafffffkelfjrk, lived on the bottom.

Anyway, so Gafffffkelfjrk was walking along, when he saw a store named "Fnroffnrfffidledteienfbelkcbfrj", which is roughly translated as "Deli". He decided he'd go in and order a ffkeibdojbeiodkbffff, which means "beef sandwich". Now Gafffffkelfjrk was actually a vegetarian, and "beef" meant "salad" in the dialect. After all, they had no cows. Well, they did have something they called a "cow", but it was actually a rare, Critically Endangered type of tree located only at the very base of the mushroom (where the South Pole would be located if the Earth was mushroom shaped), and in the dialect it's name was ffxofbekskfibrfff.

Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. So Gafffffkelfjrk ordered his meal and ate it while walking. On his walk, he met his friend Fffeoorivhrkxunsogfff, meaning "Rachel". She was greatly troubled as her cat (well, cat-like pet, actually a fffrrkdeisbeodgff) was stuck in a tree. She cried "Shhefff ffff, f ddddekfffff mmfff lggfff!" which means "help, I've broke my leg!". She had done so in an entirely unrelated incident to her cat, which means that explanation was completely useless.
Gafffffkelfjrk, finally seeing his chance to impress her, picked her up in his arms and said, in his most romantic voice, "Ddddfrrfffff ffteieb, f dfdfef fffeeehf!", which means "don't fear, I am here!". He carried her to the hospital.

Later, many years later in fact (well, the planet had no years as it did not orbit around the sun, but in Earth years) the pair were married. Well, not really "married" as there was no marriage on the planet, but as close to married as you'll get. They had no children, for they do not have children, instead they are made by appearing randomly at any given time. They also never age and can't die, which means overpopulation is a very real threat. The government are considering a move to Earth for a percentage of the population any time now. So, if you do happen to meet one, be friendly, as you now know the troubles their people have suffered.

This planet will not feature in this RP ever again.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Teer, you are procrastinating. The internet died so I'm going to write a long post now. You need to hurry up and post the song because it's actually really cool and everybeast is looking forward to it and you're taking forever. Oh look. The internet is back. Yay!

[shisteer of nothing much]

I don't have a proper microphone.

[Delthion]

A "micro" phone.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, my phone is too big, so I can't sing.

[Kade Rivok]

Oi.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Teer, I am coming to your house this afternoon. You had better be ready to record the song, or else.

[Kade Rivok]

*Waits with bated breath.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Nevermind. She actually does need a better microphone.