The Wedding of Ebanok

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ah. And then food? I'm feeling peckish.

[Kade Rivok]

We can dine while the battle takes place, of course.  It's a rather long affair.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But what about the food? All that singing made me hungry!

Also, in case anybeast is curious, here are the words to the song.

Spoiler

Based off The Piano Man, by Billy Joel.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
The regular crowd shuffles in.
There's a young shipper sitting next to me,
Making love to his rot beer and Fin.

He says "Hey, can you give me some L&P?
"I'm not really sure what it is.
"But it sounds like a treat and I want to complete
"My collection with raspberry fizz."

Oh- oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.

*musical interlude*

Now Russa the Boss is a friend of mine,
She runs the whole town and school
And she's quick to say nope or to put out the smoke
From One-Eye and Hiag's mad rule.

She says "Teer, I believe Lass is killing me!"
As the smile ran away from her face.
"She thinks that I could be a muesli bar.
"I just want to get out of this place."

Oh-oh la de da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.

*musical interlude*

Now Wylder's a Scout Camp enthusiast
Who never had time for a wife.
He's talking with Danny, who's really quite canny
And has been for most of his life.

And the wild one's hindering politics
As the otterbadger kidnaps her socks
And the one they call Jarky is completely sparky
And probably in for some shocks.

Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.

*musical interlude*

It's a pretty calm crowd for a Saturday
And the moderators give me a smile
For they know I'm quite brave to actually behave
And it's nice to have peace for a while.

And the Cellars sound less like a carnival
And the ground around Scotty turns red
And the Verdsteer supporters have triumphed
And Corn wants us to go to our bed.

Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast!

*musical interlude twice*

[close]

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*looks at page number*

*site-19 flashbacks ensue*

PEANUT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. I REPEAT, PEANUT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. D-CLASS, SCIENTISTS, AND GUARDS PROCEED TO 914 AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION.

[Kade Rivok]

But what about the food? All that singing made me hungry!

Also, in case anybeast is curious, here are the words to the song.

Spoiler

Based off The Piano Man, by Billy Joel.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
The regular crowd shuffles in.
There's a young shipper sitting next to me,
Making love to his rot beer and Fin.

He says "Hey, can you give me some L&P?
"I'm not really sure what it is.
"But it sounds like a treat and I want to complete
"My collection with raspberry fizz."

Oh- oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.

*musical interlude*

Now Russa the Boss is a friend of mine,
She runs the whole town and school
And she's quick to say nope or to put out the smoke
From One-Eye and Hiag's mad rule.

She says "Teer, I believe Lass is killing me!"
As the smile ran away from her face.
"She thinks that I could be a muesli bar.
"I just want to get out of this place."

Oh-oh la de da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.

*musical interlude*

Now Wylder's a Scout Camp enthusiast
Who never had time for a wife.
He's talking with Danny, who's really quite canny
And has been for most of his life.

And the wild one's hindering politics
As the otterbadger kidnaps her socks
And the one they call Jarky is completely sparky
And probably in for some shocks.

Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.

*musical interlude*

It's a pretty calm crowd for a Saturday
And the moderators give me a smile
For they know I'm quite brave to actually behave
And it's nice to have peace for a while.

And the Cellars sound less like a carnival
And the ground around Scotty turns red
And the Verdsteer supporters have triumphed
And Corn wants us to go to our bed.

Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.

Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast!

*musical interlude twice*

[close]

I was gonna ask about this actually, but I forgot to.  Did I steal somebeasts socks?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Mine. Kararehe?

[Kade Rivok]

I thought that as well, but I don't remember stealing your socks.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

She had to find something annoying for you to do to me that fits in with her rhyming structure.

[Kade Rivok]

I mean... should I steal your socks, so that Teer isn't a liar?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

If you go anywhere near my footpaws, I will kill you.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm pretty sure you did kidnap her socks.

Or, at least, you kidnapped her while she was wearing socks and I don't think you took them off her first, so you would have kidnapped her socks at the same time.

[Kade Rivok]

If you go anywhere near my footpaws, I will kill you.

...yyyyyyy?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I am ridiculously ticklish.

[shisteer of nothing much]

It's quite amusing.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Don't though. I will actually go beserk.