The Wedding of Ebanok

[Kade Rivok]

Yesssssssss

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*kills Keva, Teer, and Lass* *knocks cake toppers into an infinite abyss* *cuts Stanley free of his harness and gallops away (bareback)*

[Kade Rivok]

Woooow, rude.  What'd my radiant violet fork ever do to you?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*didn't hear Kade because is now far, far away*

[Kade Rivok]

Sends below message to Eb via carrier pigeon.

Woooow, rude.  What'd my radiant violet fork ever do to you?

[Verdauga]

It's the entire wedding.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*kills Keva, Teer, and Lass*

*Gasp* We need a medic! Quick! Does anyone know CPR?

[Verdauga]

*Uses a healing spell on the three victims.*

We're.....gonna need a bit more than a bandage....

[Booklover]

Can I be bothered to find the exact quote of a certain character being told by another character the problems of raising the dead with magic?

[Kade Rivok]

Depends on you, methinks

[Booklover]

The thing is, the exact quote probably contains spoilers.

[Verdauga]

At the most, they'd be in a comatic state.

[Keva Strongbow]

*kills Keva, Teer, and Lass* *knocks cake toppers into an infinite abyss* *cuts Stanley free of his harness and gallops away (bareback)*

*Gasps* No need to get violent now, we're just trying to make sure u have the bestest of the best weddings ever!!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Am I late?

[Verdauga]

Well, the thread isn't locked, so no, you still get to see one of them suffer through the wedding.