Scott's funeral.

[shisteer of nothing much]

We are gathered here today to remember a departed friend. Thank you for coming to honour the dead. *solemnly begins singing Now is the hour*

[The Skarzs]

 *Pokes the body.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*pokes Skarzs*

[The Skarzs]

*Pokes Teer.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Dropkicks Skarzs.*  Goodness, how did Eb die?

[Booklover]

Ave atque vale, Ebantu.

[The Skarzs]

*Dropkicks Skarzs.*  Goodness, how did Eb die?

D: Is your foot okay?

[Kade Rivok]

Eh, It's still attached, at least.

*Realizes the weight of this thread.*  My wife... (fiancée) MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE (fiancée) IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD  *Begins sobbing uncontrollably.*

[The Skarzs]

*Pokes Eb again.* Is she?

[Verdauga]

I could use a revive on her........

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sees topic title* *Flies into topic* *Pokes Eb* Is it alive? 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*jumps up and bites everyone who poked* Leave me alone! Can't anyone get any sleep on this forum without people gathering around and poking them?! Honestly. *flies away on Whatitiri* (end of topic)

[The Skarzs]

*Chases after Ebantu with her casket.* Come back! There was a lot of money paid for this funeral. They're not cheap, I would know!

[Kade Rivok]

*Realizes the weight of this thread.*  My wife... (fiancée) MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE (fiancée) IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD  *Begins sobbing uncontrollably.*

*The above is still ongoing, Kade not having noticed his wife's (fiancée's) miraculous revival.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Dropkicks Skarzs.*  Goodness, how did Eb die?

She fell into lava.