Scott's funeral.

[Flib Bigboat]

O.o He's going to hit the ceiling when he discovers that you stole his beloved fork.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Nawwww, he had a spoon. 

[Kade Rivok]

O.o He's going to hit the ceiling when he discovers that you stole his beloved fork.

Oh don't worry, that isn't my fork he's using. 

Nawwww, he had a spoon. 

Has a spoon.  And a fork.

[Flib Bigboat]

I think your sons have stolen back their inheritance.

[Kade Rivok]

Stolen back?  It was never theirs to begin with, and they don't have the ability to take my stuff. 

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, it technically was theirs, before they were disinherited, and since they just took your stuff a few posts ago, you can't say they don't have the ability to do so.

[Kade Rivok]

They didn't, and it was never their inheritance to begin with.  My stuff'll be buried with me like I'm a friggin' Pharaoh.

[Captain Wortshire]

Make sure you put some curses or booby traps to deter any potential treasure hunters. (Like myself...)

[Flib Bigboat]

They didn't, and it was never their inheritance to begin with.  My stuff'll be buried with me like I'm a friggin' Pharaoh.

This is even funnier to me because of an inside joke about Pharaohs with me and my sisters.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

:3

[Flib Bigboat]

  IKR

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Pharaoh has people trapped in his headress and when their families say, 'Let our people go!' then he says, 'Only if you give me a trampoline built over my swimming pool, RIGHT NOW!!!' and then he falls into the swimming pool because he broke the trampoline. It's quite funny.

[Kade Rivok]

That's amazing.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Yeah, you should totally meet my little sisters some day. You'd like their senses of humor quite a lot, methinks!

[Flib Bigboat]

That's amazing.

If you think that's amazing, wait until you hear about Simple Simon...