Ships II

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the seven dukes advance, revealing hidden swords in their walking sticks*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Calls Captain Haddock*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the seven dukes surround Seb, ignoring the call for Captain Haddock, since he's occupied making a lemon tart for his wife*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

...since when does Captain Haddock have a wife?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Since never.

*Screaming "Blistering blue barnacles," the captain charges the seven dukes, scattering them like twigs*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the dukes fail to scatter, the fourth duke passing a lemon tart to Captain Haddock and sitting him in a high chair* Still, child.
*the seven dukes continue surrounding Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Nyeh. *Knocks two of them over with Mjolnir, then summons lightning to fry another*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*none of the dukes are harmed by this attack*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Which is good, I guess*

[Scott McLamok]

*Kicks a duke in the rear*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the duke, being a taniwha, feels a slight bump, as if a pea just hit his bottom*

[Scott McLamok]

.........

[Wylder Treejumper]

Didn't you know? The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!

[Scott McLamok]

.........

[Wylder Treejumper]

Ye man of little culture! Obviously you have never seen that masterpiece of musical comedy, The Court Jester.