The Wedding of Sheevlover

[shisteer of nothing much]

Please don't listen to Lass. She's a little bit distracted at the moment with her pet cuckoo. I will personally ensure your safety while at this joyous celebration.

[lass of something much]

She's a little bit distracted at the moment with her pet cuckoo.

what is a cuckoo?

[Booklover]

*Peeks over shoulder at paper* Hey! Why aren't I on there?

Don't worry. Nobody's invited, as there is no wedding. Although you can be Patron Sponsor if you really want to.

Quiet, Lass. You might scare him off.

Hello, Nad. Yes, this is the wedding of two of our friends, Sheev and Booklover. They have a great attachment to each other and have been looking forward to this occasion eagerly. Please enjoy yourself and say hello to your friend.

Are you confusing me with somebody else?

[lass of something much]

pay No hede to her, she is mad from the devils juice.

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins looking at the wedding invite list*

Ooo, am I on there?

[Booklover]

Don't worry. Nobody's invited, as there is no wedding.

I'd offer you the role of Patron Sponsor, but I'm afraid Sebias has yet to reply, and I offered it to him first. Anything in particular? Of course it's a given that none of you will be on the Bores' Table.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I was the Patron Sponsor for Teer's wedding, so it would sort of make sense for me to have the same role here, but I'm also not going to fight over it 

[lass of something much]

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[Russa Nodrey]

@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead.

[Kade Rivok]

That's awesome!  *Gives Russa a thumbs up.*  Nicely done.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Is there cake?

[lass of something much]

@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead.

M-M-Miss R-R-Russa, w-why d-d-did you g-get a ch-ch-chainsaw when y-you c-could h-have p-p-p-pict some o-of the f-f-flowers from y-your g-garden?

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm not good at growing things...unless you count mold, but that mostly happens on its own.

[Kade Rivok]

I dunno, I think some mold could really spruce up the wedding!  Bring some if you've got it.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sure thing! *Goes to get the 3-month-old spaghetti sauce from my fridge* I knew I'd have a use for this someday.