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Started by Kreg, February 08, 2020, 04:49:52 AM

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Cornflower MM

#60
July 14, 2020, 09:24:07 PM
Business card? I don't have one of those

Rosie Willowwater

#61
July 14, 2020, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on July 14, 2020, 09:23:43 PM
I would like a fish pug my good sir

Here you are, ma'am!
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What do you think, would you like to buy?
                    

Kreg

#62
July 14, 2020, 09:27:09 PM Last Edit: July 14, 2020, 09:29:13 PM by Kreg
Would you like this one Ms. Jackalope?


I think she is talking to me, Ma'am
Also, that is a shark pug, not a fish pug Ma'am

Ma'am is there any way to prove that you are not working with Ms. Cornflower over here?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Tiny Jackalope

#63
July 14, 2020, 09:28:44 PM
they are both perfect and deserve good homes. i will care for them and protect them with my lives.
*SMACKFACE*
a mere rebel... as mere as this dot -> .

Kreg

#64
July 14, 2020, 09:30:01 PM
That will be 5.99 each (Fish-Pug food included)
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Tiny Jackalope

#65
July 14, 2020, 09:30:36 PM
*hands you a check for 50 million dollars*
*SMACKFACE*
a mere rebel... as mere as this dot -> .

Kreg

#66
July 14, 2020, 09:31:51 PM
Ummmm Ms. Jack.... I think you handed me the wrong thing...
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Tiny Jackalope

#67
July 14, 2020, 09:34:26 PM
Indeed I did not my good sir I ONLY carry around checks of that amount.
*SMACKFACE*
a mere rebel... as mere as this dot -> .

Kreg

#68
July 14, 2020, 09:35:47 PM
*Hands over the correct amount of change*
Here you go!
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Tiny Jackalope

#69
July 14, 2020, 09:37:03 PM
why thank you *walks out with pugs and takes them to my dream home for pugs where they will be the happiest pugs in the world*
*SMACKFACE*
a mere rebel... as mere as this dot -> .

Verdauga

#70
July 15, 2020, 01:07:31 AM Last Edit: February 08, 2021, 06:24:15 PM by Verdauga
And so they lived happily ever after.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#71
July 15, 2020, 04:46:51 AM
Want more pugfish?

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Tiny Jackalope

#72
July 15, 2020, 08:20:00 PM
That is a perfect fish pug. *takes*
*SMACKFACE*
a mere rebel... as mere as this dot -> .

Ally046

#73
February 08, 2021, 04:27:42 PM
*Scurries into shop* :-\

"Who is the manager around here?"  :-\

Kreg

#74
February 08, 2021, 06:24:15 PM
Me, can I get you anything?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!
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