The New BWAS

[Kade Rivok]

I have received approval from co-founder @Cornflower MM and am hereby reestablishing the "Brainstorming Ways to Abuse Skarzs" club!

Long has Skarzs stood proud with the highest post count and swol bod!  Long has his power gone uncontested!  But I say this must end!  We must come up with new ways to chip away at his rocky exterior so that we can expose his nougat center! 

WHO WILL STAND WITH ME? 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sorry, but not me. I tried and failed.

[Booklover]

We must come up with new ways to chip away at his rocky exterior so that we can expose his nougat centre!

I don't particularly like nougat, so no.

[Kade Rivok]

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!

We must keep his marriage topic alive until the ceremony is complete!  Get to posting, everyone!

[The Skarzs]

@Cornflower MM  -_-

[Verdauga]

*Pokes head into topic.*

. . . . .

No.

*Leaves.*

[Booklover]

The original version of this is great. http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6464.0

[Kade Rivok]

Mmhmm, mmhmm, HOWEVER!

*Yanks @Verdauga back into the topic.*

We are the NEW BWAS!  Our goals are simple, yet difficult to achieve!  Come, my friends, and aid me in this great endeavor!

[Cornflower MM]

@Cornflower MM  -_-

*digs in the closet* Where did I stash that spray paint?

[Kade Rivok]

Don't worry, I've already got plenty.  *Pulls out a huge array of spray pain cans.*  What color are you looking for?

[The Skarzs]

I have coated myself with a paint-resistant mixture. Nothing will stick.

[Cornflower MM]

Oh, goody! Drip art on Skarzs!

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed, that's even better.

[The Skarzs]

Oh, goody! Drip art on Skarzs!

Nein!

[Kade Rivok]

Hai!