The Wedding of McLass

[Mara the Wolf]

*Drops world's largest bomb on McLass*

[Scott McLamok]

(How tho? A Tsar bomb is pretty big...)

*Shoves everyone into a bunker under the church*

Sorry, Verdauga but we can't save your car!

[lass of something much]

*Or Lass, cause she's not breathing anyway

[Scott McLamok]

Verd! Take care of her please. I have business to attend to.

*Jumps between the bunker doors before they close and flies towards the bomb and lands on its tip as it flies downwards*

I beat you once ad I'll do it again!

*Scott's boots detach themselves from the rocket  as he draws two swords*

[lass of something much]

(Verdie is not on )

[Scott McLamok]

*Scott runs up the bomb and springs off the backend using his ODM gear to shoot him forward*

[Mara the Wolf]

*The bomb explodes while Scott's on it*

[Flib Bigboat]

(Wait... Jetpacks...)

[Scott McLamok]

*The bomb explodes while Scott's on it*

(I'm pretty sure that is not how that works but ok)

*Armor protecc*

[Mara the Wolf]

(I never said I was using a tsar bomb; just the world's biggest bomb. As in a ginormous bomb, like you'd find in Legend of Zelda)

Go Typhlosion!

*Typhlosion appears*

Use Incinerate!

*Typhlosion uses Incinerate on Scott*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Is inside bunker and puts an emergency blanket around the wet lass. He also starts to make a delicious cake*
"Lass, if you don't start breathing again you won't get any of this 'Scott Emerges Victorious Again' cake I'm making"

[Mara the Wolf]

*Fills the bunker with carbon monoxide*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*The carbon monoxide is quickly filtered out and collected by the bunker's air system*

[Scott McLamok]

(I never said I was using a tsar bomb; just the world's biggest bomb. As in a ginormous bomb, like you'd find in Legend of Zelda)

Go Typhlosion!

*Typhlosion appears*

Use Incinerate!

*Typhlosion uses Incinerate on Scott*

(Google the world's biggest bomb)


*The blast burns Scott's left pauldron off*

Using your pets again?

[Mara the Wolf]

(I already did. And just because I said "world's biggest bomb" doesn't mean I meant a real world bomb. "World's biggest {x}" is often used to just mean "ginormous")

Hey, at least I'm calling on Pokémon and not Kaiju/Titans or mythological creatures. Anyway...

Typhlosion, use Seismic Toss!

*Typhlosion uses Seismic Toss on Scott*