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Captain Wortshire

April 18, 2020, 04:00:45 PM
Do you need an essential, random, or useless object for another topic that you currently don't own.

Then place your order here at Worty's Totally Reliable Delivery Service™ (WTRDL) where we carry many of the top quality brands and deliver the best items for your situations.

Terms of Service:
5 objects max per delivery.
Delivery goes straight to the topic, so make sure you place the correct address.
Multiple orders can be placed per topic.
Items can be gifted to others, please just place topic address and receiver.
Order arrival time depends on the delivery man.
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"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
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Sebias of Redwall

#1
April 18, 2020, 06:14:47 PM
*Walks up to desk*

I have a box of fish I'd like to order.
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Captain Wortshire

#2
April 18, 2020, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 18, 2020, 06:14:47 PM
*Walks up to desk*

I have a box of fish I'd like to order.
One box of fish coming up.

Please place topic address to deliver it to.
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#3
April 18, 2020, 07:23:14 PM
Why thankee! *Tugs snout*

The Wedding of McLass.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#4
April 18, 2020, 08:58:05 PM
*poofs in* 'Ello, Capin'
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Captain Wortshire

#5
April 18, 2020, 09:55:14 PM
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

#6
April 18, 2020, 09:57:56 PM
do ya 'ave a truck of avos?
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Captain Wortshire

#7
April 18, 2020, 10:02:38 PM
As in avocados?

We carry some of the best fresh produce available in the market.

Or does avos mean something else?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

lass of something much

#8
April 18, 2020, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 18, 2020, 10:02:38 PM
As in avocados? yes, ya got it!

We carry some of the best fresh produce available in the market.

Or does avos mean something else?
sweet...
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shisteer of nothing much

#9
April 18, 2020, 10:16:56 PM
Excuse me, would you deliver the largest cauldron you have of fish soup to The Underground, please? It's for a beast named Nerek. You won't be able to spot her in the dark so just leave it in the tunnel and she'll find it.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#10
April 18, 2020, 10:25:12 PM
Please may you deliver a plushie to... hmmm... the Insane Asylum topic.
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Captain Wortshire

#11
April 18, 2020, 11:01:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 18, 2020, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 18, 2020, 10:02:38 PM
As in avocados? yes, ya got it!

We carry some of the best fresh produce available in the market.

Or does avos mean something else?
sweet...

One truck of avocados coming up.

Please place topic address to deliver it to.
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

lass of something much

#12
April 18, 2020, 11:24:02 PM
Seb's court house
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Scott McLamok

#13
April 18, 2020, 11:38:06 PM
Hello I would like to purchase one amban rifle one M90 Tactical shotgun and a mango.
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shisteer of nothing much

#14
April 18, 2020, 11:51:53 PM
Would you please deliver some paw-cuffs to the Forum Prom of 2030, please? You may have to go into the future a bit.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!
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