The Official Wedding of Bookias

[Russa Nodrey]

It's me and my sisters' old website. Jukka made it many years ago.

[lass of something much]

Ohhhhh! XD

[Tinarandel]

*paces up and down the church pews, stops in front of the altar and folds arms in disapproval, tapping foot impatiently on the church's marble floor*

Ahem! Still waiting on those doughnuts! My dragons and I hunger for doughnuts! If they are not given as rent before the wedding is over, then it'll be nothing but cinders and ashes for this church! There'll be no wedding bells to ring! Doughnuts!

*Outside, the dragons begin to pace back and forth along the perimeter and circle around the church building, snorting smoke out of their nostrils and spitting small flames out of their mouths to scare the churchgoers.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*calls from the kitchen* Uh, just wait a while, sir. I'll be right out. *continues rummaging around, searching for doughnuts* JARKY, WHERE DID you put those doughnuts?

[lass of something much]

*rolls eyes and points to the crate of doughnuts*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Herman unsheathes his sword  Be gone, foul pawn of Dwellendour!  You will not harm these good church goers.

[lass of something much]

Chill mate, he's just here for the rent...

[shisteer of nothing much]

*rolls eyes and points to the crate of doughnuts*

*smacks head* Of course, thank you. I knew I'd out them somewhere. *picks up crate if doughnuts and Carrie's it into main room* Here you go, sir. I hope this is enough. Would you like to stay for the wedding? It's a very joyous occasion, and there are blueberry pies and spinach and feta sausage rolls for after.

[Sebias of Redwall]

BETRAYAL!
@Keva Strongbow, explain yourself!

[Verdauga]

. . . All is fair in love and war?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grumbles how this topic will die, to get buried deep, deep, deep into the bottom of the Cellars* 

[Verdauga]

Oh, it will, after about three months

[Sebias of Redwall]

Traitors, I say. That what y'all are. What have I ever done to you? On second thought, wrong question. What has Bookie done to deserve this?

[lass of something much]

Bookie is a sweet darling who everybeast loves, and we want her to be happy

[Keva Strongbow]

Well said, Lass! Now, to begin preparations! Who wants to be in charge of making the wedding cake?