The Official Wedding of Bookias

[Sebias of Redwall]

Bookie is a sweet darling who everybeast loves, and we want her to be happy

Then... ship her with Kade or someone more qualified!

[lass of something much]

*raises an eyebrow* We're gonna do this Princess bride way, but better...

[Sebias of Redwall]

[lass of something much]

[shisteer of nothing much]

Perfect, Lass.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yes. I have to admit...

[lass of something much]

[Booklover]

Traitors, I say. That what y'all are. What have I ever done to you? On second thought, wrong question. What has Bookie done to deserve this?

Exactly! I didn't want to be shipped (no offence, Seb).

Bookie is a sweet darling who everybeast loves, and we want her to be happy

I will be happy when you desist from shipping me.

Well said, Lass! Now, to begin preparations! Who wants to be in charge of making the wedding cake?

So, if you agree with Lass, you agree that I shouldn't be shipped, right? And as there won't be a wedding, there won't be a wedding cake.

I have to say I appreciate the Princess Bride memes.

[lass of something much]

Bookie is a sweet darling who everybeast loves, and we want her to be happy

I will be happy when you desist from shipping me.

Well said, Lass! Now, to begin preparations! Who wants to be in charge of making the wedding cake?

So, if you agree with Lass, you agree that I shouldn't be shipped, right? And as there won't be a wedding, there won't be a wedding cake.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Traitors, I say. That what y'all are. What have I ever done to you? On second thought, wrong question. What has Bookie done to deserve this?

Exactly! I didn't want to be shipped (no offence, Seb).

None taken.  Back at ya.

[Tinarandel]

*rolls eyes and points to the crate of doughnuts*

*smacks head* Of course, thank you. I knew I'd out them somewhere. *picks up crate if doughnuts and Carrie's it into main room* Here you go, sir. I hope this is enough. Would you like to stay for the wedding? It's a very joyous occasion, and there are blueberry pies and spinach and feta sausage rolls for after.

*Bows thankfully to @shisteer of nothing much, and tucks the crate of doughnuts under one arm*

Thank you so much for being prompt about the delivery. My dragons and I shall leave you all and the church in peace. We will indeed stay for the wedding, if there is food involved. If you like, perhaps my dragons can give the wedded couple a fiery fanfare on their way out?

*Takes the crate of doughnuts outside and feeds some of them to the dragons and himself. Wipes paws on a napkin and returns inside the church, sitting down casually in one of the pews.*

I hereby declare that you and your church shall all be spared from my dragon's fire. Now, what happens next?

[lass of something much]

[Sebias of Redwall]

I hereby declare that you and your church shall all be spared from my dragon's fire. Now, what happens next?

Why thank you, good sir. That is a fine question, actually. Perhaps roast some certain rascals for the wedding feast... *Glares at those certain rascals*

[lass of something much]

*poofs Seb into medieval wedding clothes*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Looks around* Wait, what?