The Official Wedding of Bookias

[lass of something much]

Where da laughy mans go?

[shisteer of nothing much]

You are depriving the poor child of what she wants. You infant abusers. I will just have to bring the sword to her.

[Scott McLamok]

Pfft! I can give her a knife! *Walks away with Lass*

[Verdauga]

You are depriving the poor child of what she wants. You infant abusers. I will just have to bring the sword to her.

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That doesn't sound nice.

[close]

[Scott McLamok]

*Goes into his ship with Lass*

[shisteer of nothing much]

I assure you, I have no malicious intent. *flicks claws and a sheathed sword appears beside Lass* Learn to use it well, child, and, one day, you may be privileged enough to become a cyborg.

[Scott McLamok]

*Said sword doesn't fit in my backpack*

[Verdauga]

*Straps sword to Scott's back underneath the backpack.*

[Scott McLamok]

Gyeh! *Hands Lass his Scottish dirk*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass gasps

[Scott McLamok]

*Smiles*

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[close]

[shisteer of nothing much]

The sword was better.

[Captain Wortshire]

*Jack Frosts reappear and give Infant Lass an icicle*

*the Daidara Bocchi makes a grab at Teerborg*

[Sebias of Redwall]

(*The watching crowd gasps*)

[Captain Wortshire]

*the Daidara Bocchi grabs Teerborg*

*S.A.T.A.N.A.E.L impassively watches the proceedings...*