Hello, Dan.

[The Skarzs]

I'm calling the police.

[lass of something much]

I'm calling SHOT GUN!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'm calling the exterminator.

[Verdauga]

I'm calling ghost busters.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm calling the police.

Finally turning yourself in?

[The Skarzs]

Reporting domestic abuse and attempted sororicide.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm calling the Soviet Onion.

[The Skarzs]

Soviet Potato.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Potato-powered Lada.

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm calling the police.

Reporting domestic abuse and attempted sororicide.

Yes, please do. *Tosses an armchair down the stairs and onto Sheev*

[Verdauga]

Dan.

[Kade Rivok]

 the Man.

[Verdauga]

Hello.

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are caAAAlling!

[Kade Rivok]

*Has taken the form of a pipe.*  Indeed.