Sirius' Crazy, Coocoo, Mad Scientist Lab

[Kade Rivok]

I don't think you're feeling it.

[lass of something much]

Thanks, I hate it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I don't think you're feeling it.

I think you're right.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Puts the finishing touches on his newly remodeled and renovated MAD SCIENTIST LAB 2.WHOA and steps back to look at his work.*

Glorious, truly glorious.

*Without any warning, a bomb suddenly goes off in the middle of the newly remodeled and renovated MAD SCIENTIST LAB 2.WHOA* 

[Kade Rivok]

*Luckily, it was only a firecracker.*  Hey, who threw that!?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Doctor Sebias' robot whistles and avoids making eye contact with Kade*


*There is the sound similar to that of an incoming missile, and Seborg lands just outside Sebias' lab.* Doctor, I need your skills, or more importantly, your brain. Wither or not that stays attached to your head is up to you... *The Cyborg glances at Kade's and Seb's labs* ...and I'll be needed those as well.

[Kade Rivok]

Don't make me hook you into my Heimlich machine now.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Seborg scoffs* Fool. That doesn't work on my kind. If you stand in the way of order, you must fall. I may confiscate your lab from you because its quite frankly too dangerous to leave in the paws of one who supports chaos.

*Seborg sends a wave of Cyborgs to take the labs*

[Kade Rivok]

*Stands in front of his lab, arms outstretched.*  HAHAHAHAHAHA, come!  Crash against me, and be broken!

[Scott McLamok]

Just try getting through that fur ball...

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The cyborgs lift Kade and his lab and begin to fly off*

Now that that is out of the way... *Seborg grabs Doctor Sebias and presses a massive axe against his neck.* Will you come with me and help me build my glorious empire? The time of chaos has ended, the time of the Ordered Ones has come.

Never!

*With a fluid motion, Seborg neatly slices the doctor's head from his shoulders.* Fair enough. I only needed your mind anyway. *With that, he leaves the topic*

[Scott McLamok]

*Doctor Sebias's head falls off revealing plush fluff and a speaker*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Seborg stops dead in his track* Oops. *Throws axe at Scott* Where is the real doctor?

[Kade Rivok]

*The lab isn't... lifted?  It extends deep underground after all.*

I have robuts as well, fiend!  *About ten Techno Otterbadgers jet out of the MAD SCIENTIST LAB 2.WHOA as rows of auto turrets spring up on the roof and start firing on the invading cyborgs.*

[Scott McLamok]

*Seborg stops dead in his track* Oops. *Throws axe at Scott* Where is the real doctor?

*Axe cuts deep into chest* Not telling you anything you son of a cyborg. *Falls on his knees*