Forum 9-Year Anniversary Celebratory Food Fight!

Sebias of Redwall · July 02, 2020, 07:56:56 PM

*Eats watermelon in the corner*

Verdauga · July 02, 2020, 09:07:12 PM

*Slowly wakes up.*

shisteer of nothing much · July 03, 2020, 12:03:45 AM

Eb, hurry up. He's dying.

Sebias of Redwall · July 03, 2020, 01:00:43 AM

He's what? *Spits out watermelon seed and runs over to Verdauga*

Verdauga · July 03, 2020, 01:46:03 AM

*Is hit by the flying watermelon seed.*

lass of something much · July 03, 2020, 02:58:04 AM

*is pinned to the ground* Help!

Kade Rivok · July 03, 2020, 03:48:22 AM

*Shoves more wet noodles into the open wound.* I think I'm making it better!

lass of something much · July 03, 2020, 03:52:37 AM

*grits teeth* If you get off my paws, I can heal you...

Ebantu the Kararehe · July 03, 2020, 07:16:42 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2020, 12:03:45 AM
Eb, hurry up. He's dying.

I think it's more effective if the ~~victim~~patient is so close to death that they are unconscious.

Kade Rivok · July 07, 2020, 04:38:41 PM

*Bleeds more.* Hmmm, I don't think it's working.

Ebantu the Kararehe · July 08, 2020, 02:17:17 AM

I haven't done anything yet.

Kade Rivok · July 08, 2020, 02:21:23 AM

I meant the shoving noodles into my gaping wound.

Ebantu the Kararehe · July 08, 2020, 02:23:10 AM

Oh. Well, I wouldn't expect that to work; you should stuff it with cobwebs.

Kade Rivok · July 08, 2020, 05:29:57 PM

That isn't a foodstuff though.

Ebantu the Kararehe · July 08, 2020, 09:15:53 PM

So?! It's a life-or-death situation; we're allowed to break the rules.

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