Forum 9-Year Anniversary Celebratory Food Fight!

[Kade Rivok]

It is a life-or-death situation, isn't it?  *Continues bleeding through the wet noodle poultice.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*tries not to scream in frustration* Stop using NOODLES!

[Kade Rivok]

Why would you tell me to not use the ol' noodle in a situation like this?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Gaah! Fine, if you want to kill yourself, go ahead.

[Verdauga]

*Wakes up with a pounding headache.*

[Kade Rivok]

Hmmm, I think I'm beginning to absorb the wet noodles.  That's a tad odd.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*mutters darkly under breath*

[Kade Rivok]

Wait, nevermind; I think that was my intestines.  Dearie me.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Stop! You're making everything worse! Gah. *heals Kade with the magic that comes from being an Infirmary Aide*

[Wylder Treejumper]

*Wakes up with a pounding headache.*

That's not good. That probably means you can't go to work for the next ten days.

[Verdauga]

Unless I work as a hammer.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Harharhar.
@Kade Rivok, you are healed. You're welcome. *leaves*

[Kade Rivok]

I think wet noodles got sealed up inside my guts.  Is that bad?  Are they biodegradable?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*returns long enough to say* Yes, you'll be fine. *before leaving again*

[lass of something much]

*breathes in sharply* GET OFF MEEE!!!!