Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Of course. Obviously, with me as her butler, she doesn't have need to use it as often as she used to, but she'd hardly get rid of it.

[Luftwaffles]

Of course. Obviously, with me as her butler, she doesn't have need to use it as often as she used to, but she'd hardly get rid of it.

Very, very interesting.

And what can you do that the pan cannot?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Velociraptorz eat av o' ze chocolate znackz und gae lookin' fer zome carrotz*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Of course. Obviously, with me as her butler, she doesn't have need to use it as often as she used to, but she'd hardly get rid of it.

Very, very interesting.

And what can you do that the pan cannot?

There are a number of things, but the main point is that I can act independently, thereby taking some of the work load off Corn's shoulders. She's a busy beast.

[Luftwaffles]

Agreed. She is.

But I'm not sure I'd take you over a pan.

[shisteer of nothing much]

That's probably sensible. The frying pan is a frying pan, I have fire, among other things. Probably best to behave yourself.

[Luftwaffles]

But... would you burn me? 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Copyroight infringement

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hiag, you can't copyright burning things. It's happened for millennia. You've joined the bandwagon, not invented it.

But... would you burn me? 

Not more than you deserve.

[Luftwaffles]

And how much do I deserve?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Surprisingly none at the moment, but that's subject to change from moment to moment.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag, you can't copyright burning things. It's happened for millennia. You've joined the bandwagon, not invented it.

Nae true. Ah never joined ze bandwagon- Ah zet fire tae it. Made quoite ze loight-zhov!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, fabulous. How exciting.

[Luftwaffles]

Surprisingly none at the moment, but that's subject to change from moment to moment.

That IS surprising.

I think I failed to insult Corn enough.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, last time you stepped out of line, I managed to settle it by utterly humiliating you in a tennis match. Fire is usually only used when I can't think of something more creative.