The Search Begins

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Edit, this thread has now been changed to The Search Begins. A daring group of beasts have set off to find a way to stop Seborg and his army of Peace-Makers.)


THE DUEL OF OUR TIME

@shisteer of nothing much Come and face the music.



Note, for y'all who haven't caught up:

Spoiler

Oh. You coward! You have not the courage to attempt the devourment of a taniwha!

What did you call me?

A coward.

That's it? How pathetic.

If you say so.

Yes, I'm hilarious.

For a taniwha-wannabe, yes. 

*crushes Seb's blood and pours his bones onto the ground*

*Regenerates* *Tackles Teer*

*is in overpowered mode*

*Doesn't even bother powering up. What I have now shall suffice.*

*raises an eyebrow at the tiny speck desperately trying to attack toeclaw*

(I made a topic if you'd like to continue there.  )

I might, if it involves utterly destroying you for your insolence.

*Waggles eyebrows*

You will die.

I will never die. I am immortal and humble.

One doesn't have to die to be utterly destroyed.

But you said "die", not destroyed. Also, you can't kill honor and humility. It's a belief. Good will always conquer evil. I will only kill you if I have no choice. But I doubt I'll have to. I already ate a breakfast bagel. I'm good to go.

Well I had silverbeet porridge, so I'm more good to go than you are.

[close]

Now, let the showdown commence!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Are we doing this Lufty and Matt style?

[Sebias of Redwall]

How would they do it?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Heathen! Have you not read that topic?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh, wait. Yes, I have. Hmm... Nah. Wouldn't want to steal their thing, ya know?

To quote Po, "Enough talk, let's fight."

[shisteer of nothing much]

We need to decide the terms first. Food fight?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well, you are the one who challenged my honor, then literally drew first blood. I thought we were going to duel it out, you in full powered mode, and I, with nought but virtue and righteousness (And my powers, as well, naturally). Feel free to back out at any time, though. A complete apology should suffice. 

[shisteer of nothing much]

I think it is about time we had that writing competition. You need to be brought down a few levels, shaggy head.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Shaggy... head? Okay...

Oh, afraid to continue our duel, eh? I see how it is. 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Not afraid in the slightest. I just don't want to break poor Booklover's heart by killing her true love.

[Keva Strongbow]

How gracious of you

[shisteer of nothing much]

I thought so too. I think I scored a point, there. Seb has been conspicuously silent.

[Keva Strongbow]

Although, I think a duel where Sebias can show off his abilities to Booklover is quite a nice idea.

So....proceed

[shisteer of nothing much]

Just wait.

[Keva Strongbow]

For...what?