The Search Begins

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Headbutts the pomegranate and smashes it* *Grabs a tree and hurls it at Teer's eye*

May I spar with a mate?

Sure! Join the fun!  It looks like Teer finally struck the first blow. Otherwise, I was tempted to rent out this sparring topic anyway. 

*eye absorbs the tree and becomes a powerful air cleansing ray, purifying oxygen wherever it looks*

*bombards Seb with two thousand, five hundred words from a poorly written story*

*Teleports over.*
Hey, Teer!

Hello. Maybe writing while I'm tired isn't such a bad thing after all. It provides excellent ammunition if you want to cause the maximum pain and minimum actual damage.

[Verdauga]

True.
*Teleports one of Kade's summoned Kades out.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Why the teleportation?

[Kade Rivok]

*Teleportation around the Kades, as previously stated, is unavailable.*

He's trying to powerplay, 'cause he thinks that's how I need to be "handled" 

[Verdauga]

Why the teleportation?

It's a little tough to tackle him out, you see.

*Teleportation around the Kades, as previously stated, is unavailable.*

He's trying to powerplay, 'cause he thinks that's how I need to be "handled" 

That's how you handle, so why not?
Also, nah.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh. Alright then.

[Kade Rivok]

Why the teleportation?

It's a little tough to tackle him out, you see.

*Teleportation around the Kades, as previously stated, is unavailable.*

He's trying to powerplay, 'cause he thinks that's how I need to be "handled" 

That's how you handle, so why not?
Also, nah.

I do believe both Wort and I are doing the same thing, as are you, and you only blame me, huh?  Hmmm.

And before you say you let things happen, you only let things happen that you want to let happen.  Anytime something happens that you don't want to happen, you try and teleport things away.  Just saying.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Kade, stop questioning my husband's integrity. I have a half dead from overuse spell checker I can throw at you.

[Kade Rivok]

I just don't like being specifically blamed for things that most people tend to do. 

And dear goodness, what have you done to that poor thing?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Not corrected 'spelling mistakes' over about 100 pages.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah... I was kind of making up names and such for my story, as well as random words in a foreign language, but I didn't add them to the dictionary, so my spell checker got exhausted and stressed out.

[Captain Wortshire]

3

[Kade Rivok]

4

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

2

[shisteer of nothing much]

Not corrected 'spelling mistakes' over about 100 pages.

Not quite. I think it's only about eighty-nine pages because I have my text smaller than usual.