The Wedding of Rubbarky Thistledub!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Folks, the plot has grown complicated. Decisions must be made if the truth is ever to come out. What will happen next? Stay tuned.

[Verdauga]

*Stays tuned.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

. . . *Also stays tuned*

[Kade Rivok]

*Changes the channel.*

[lass of something much]

But do we know it's Cass, though? I still think she's Peggy the pigeon. How do we know she isn't just Kass changing his text? Hmmm?

But...I was here first...And my name is Twix..

[Kade Rivok]

Please don't say that.  Twix bars are delicious, and certain beasts around here get antsy when folks start eating folks.

[Verdauga]

But do we know it's Cass, though? I still think she's Peggy the pigeon. How do we know she isn't just Kass changing his text? Hmmm?

But...I was here first...And my name is Twix..

Too late! You're Peggggggy now.

[Kade Rivok]

Cass.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

What's going on in little Jarky's wedding? Anything I can do to create more death, doom and chaos?

[Kade Rivok]

*Twitches at the lack of an Oxford comma, but doesn't say anything.*

You could help set up the decorations, if you want.  Though, I'm not sure if the bride is supposed to do that >_>

Why don't you plan out the post-ceremony party?

[Keva Strongbow]

Jarky! You're not supposed to be working at your own wedding! *Sits Jarky down on the sofa and starts fanning her with a leaf*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Cass.

Yes.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Wasn't the ship name Corky Rubbabrush?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Is the wedding over?  If not, I shall simply beat this fuzzy duckling* until the wedding goers (rank with sympathy) wed these madly in love, love birds.

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[Keva Strongbow]

I believe @Sebias of Redwall was going to conduct the ceremony