The Wedding of Rubbarky Thistledub!

[Kade Rivok]

Yar, but Rubba decided to run away IRL, unfortunately...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

So sad.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grabs noose* But once he's back from camping... *Cackles*

[lass of something much]

Wasn't the ship name Corky Rubbabrush?

The good one, yes.

[Kade Rivok]

*Grabs noose* But once he's back from camping... *Cackles*

...you'll end his sad existence?  Kinda dark.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*throws a torch at Seb* (A flashlight, for all you strange Americans )

[Kade Rivok]

*Watch as Seb lights on fire.*  Well, that wasn't very nice of you, Eb.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*throws a torch at Seb* (A flashlight, for all you strange Americans )

[Kade Rivok]

Golly gee, he sure burns well though.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

-_- *throws a bucket of water over Seb*

[Kade Rivok]

Oh, thank goodness.  He's saved.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grabs noose* But once he's back from camping... *Cackles*

...you'll end his sad existence?  Kinda dark.

{...The noose was to tie him up, but I guess that works too.  }

*Is now covered with deep burns, and my beautiful face is now one huge burnt scar*

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, not sure why Eb did that.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My poor face...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*takes a deep breath* In New Zealand, the word 'torch' means 'flashlight' unless it is specifically mentioned that it is a flaming torch. I threw a torch (not a flaming torch, a flashlight) at Seb so he could have light. It did not burn him, the worse it could have done is bruise him. Do you understand?