LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!

[Delthion]

WHY WASN'T I INFORMED ABOUT FALLING DOWN A WELL? YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD'VE NOTICED FALLING FROM SUCH A HEIGHT!

[shisteer of nothing much]

It was because you landed in a pile of cushions.

[Delthion]

Ah, I suppose that makes sense.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, which one is your favourite?

[Delthion]

I'm slightly confused because I don't have step parents...(My name is Timothy which is why I am doing this by the way. ) But the red one over on the right is probably my favorite.

[lass of something much]

(My name is Timothy which is why I am doing this by the way. )

Ohh, that makes sense...

[shisteer of nothing much]

I think they kept it a secret so you wouldn't know they were evil. The beasts you call mum and dad are really bloodthirsty lizards.
Oh, yes. That red one does look quite nice. It smells quite metallic too.

[Delthion]

That's cause it actually isn't a cushion, it's a 1982 Lancia 037 Stradale.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh. Nice.

[Kade Rivok]

*Wakes up, but still can't move well.*  What did I miss?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Not much.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Wakes up, but still can't move well.*  What did I miss?

In short: nothing.