Seborg's Cave of Order

[Verdauga]

We sent out three update packages.
One will kill you if left alone.
Another will kill you if destroyed or removed.
A third will do nothing.

I shall not tell you which.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*grins from ear to ear, as Teerborgs paws pass harmlessly through verdauga and I*
you all seem to forget I am a Arch Mage.

I didn't forget, actually. I just never knew in the first place.

We sent out three update packages.
One will kill you if left alone.
Another will kill you if destroyed or removed.
A third will do nothing.

I shall not tell you which.

Oh cool. Thanks.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Seborg sighs, rising from his seat* No. Please tell me I don't have to kill two more. I hate all of this Chaos and the... the pain. Join us. Order can be restored with mercy.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*nods and grins like a demented puppy (that's half metal)* He's very nice.

[Kolman]

I have drawn breath for well over two hundred years and I have seen the machine rise up. you will not bring order but instead chaos and suffering. I will not have the strogg rise again. So with my sincerest apologies goodbye Sebias. Tell them I sent you.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Seborg tilts head* You cannot kill me. I am not bond to this mere body. I am... everywhere.

[Verdauga]

The clock is striking ten now,
Seconds, minutes, hours?
My knowledge of uncertainty defeats thy metal powers.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Who's them? Is it a more than one beast or just someone who is confused about his or her own gender?

[Kolman]

*Seborg tilts head* You cannot kill me. I am not bond to this mere body. I am... everywhere.

well nice to know, I just have to eliminate the entirety of the world to stop you.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The Clock is ticking, of that you are correct. But I doubt it is the clock that you are talking about. A Doom is coming. If I fail in my mission, all will be gone. Think carefully of your actions.

[lass of something much]

I have drawn breath for well over two hundred years and I have seen the machine rise up. you will not bring order but instead chaos and suffering. I will not have the strogg rise again. So with my sincerest apologies goodbye Sebias. Tell them I sent you.

*grins* Wow, Kol, you're so old!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*frowns* I seem to be being ignored. *shrugs and begins setting out a picnic rug* I'm hungry. Care for a snack, father?

[lass of something much]

Stop calling him your dad! XD

[Verdauga]

Th3 cl0ck ticks toward eleven
And our joyous words be true,
If only it were stopped at s3v3n
If only y0u knew.

[Kolman]

Sadly Sebias I too am on a mission, one to maintain the current order of this world. I am rarely called but when I am it is either to avert a great disaster or to bring an untold reckoning upon the world. only you will decide what I will do. stop and the world will be saved or continue and find out what I can do. Think carefully Lord Death demands your soul.