Kass's Castle

[Kade Rivok]

*Kicks the Kasstle in the shin.*

[Russa Nodrey]

That was incredibly rude.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm an incredibly rude folk 

[lass of something much]

*The slave sweeps the floors*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

(Oh my goodness, yaaass! I loved that part! Particularly because my mum read it to us, and she has THE BEST ent voice)

(I tried to read the chapter introducing Treebeard to my 8 year old sister, and she ran away because she thought that my Ent voice was creepy. So I kept following her and yelling after her in proper hobbit fashion. Then she ran outside, and I didn't want to follow her because the weather was unpleasantly icy outside. I was mad at the time, but now it strikes me as extremely funny!! XD)

[Kade Rivok]

*Kicks the Kasstle in the shin.*

[lass of something much]

*The slave continues to work*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

HEY, KASS!
Gimme four, gimme five
I'll take you live.
I'm a bad bad owl
I'll make you dive.
Make you howl
For your momma and pop
Chase you around
Till you drop.
Now you goin' to hear my thunder
Next you goin' to start to wonder
He's here
He's there
He's everywhere
This big bad owl
He don't scare.

[lass of something much]

*Kass ignores the child and continues reading through his paperwork*

[Verdauga]

Makes sure you pay the rent by the 18th.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah, don't forget.

[Scott McLamok]

Or else we will come for you

[lass of something much]

Makes sure you pay the rent by the 18th.

I am a land owner, beings pay rent to me. These are taxes. 

[Verdauga]

That's a proxy lease, it's in the fine print of the terms and conditions. Can't have another failing to pay water, electric, and gas.

[Kade Rivok]

*Kicks the Kasstle in the shin.*