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Captain Wortshire

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̸̵I̴  ̷d̴o̴n̶'̸t̶.̷
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̵I̴ ̴a̴m̴ ̴t̶a̴l̷k̷i̴n̴g̸ ̵a̷b̶o̴u̶t̷ ̸o̸u̴r̶ ̸f̷a̷v̵o̴r̴i̴t̷e̸ ̷c̷a̶k̶e̶ ̴i̶n̸ ̸h̸o̵w̸ ̴i̷t̴ ̷l̶o̷o̴k̸s̵,̵ ̴h̴o̶w̴ ̴i̶t̶ ̴i̴s̴ ̸d̷e̸s̵i̵g̴n̵e̶d̶,̸ ̵w̸h̵a̴t̶ ̷m̸e̷a̷n̷i̷n̶g̶ ̵i̶t̶ ̶h̴a̸s̶ ̷i̷n̶ ̶t̴h̷e̸ ̶w̴o̷r̷l̴d̵.̴.̷.̸
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̶Y̴o̷u̶ ̴k̵n̷o̶w̶,̴ ̷t̵h̶e̵ ̶u̶s̴u̵a̵l̶ ̷s̶t̴u̴f̶f̸ ̵y̵o̵u̷ ̶l̵i̸k̴e̴ ̷a̸b̷o̸u̵t̸ ̴c̶a̶k̸e̷s̷.̷.̶.̴
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̶P̴l̸u̸s̶,̶ ̶N̶e̵c̵r̶o̶n̸o̴m̴i̵c̴o̸n̸ ̴c̷a̷n̵ ̴e̴a̶t̶.̵.̷.̴ ̷D̶o̵n̷'̶t̸ ̶a̵s̸k̷.̷.̴.̵
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

Where...Where do I...Where can I get out? I need to get...Get out...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

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T̷̿̄ͅh̴͚̘̓e̵̥̒r̸͉͇͒͝e̷̯̠̓̄ ̷̻͔͆a̵̼̖̚r̸̻̩̎e̵̙̼̋ ̸̧̏v̵̖̀ͅå̵͔̉r̶̝͔̆͘î̷̪o̶̺̣̕û̷̢͕̌s̴̨̍ ̵̼͐́e̶̢͚͊̈́x̶͇̤̑i̷̛̙t̵̛̏ͅs̴̝͐͘ ̶̖̮͒t̷̢̐h̷͇̫͋̕r̷͉̮̋͝ȯ̵͉̂ṷ̸̊̕g̷̦͌͝h̶͉̯͆o̸̘̤͠ū̸̳̠̆t̵̗̑̂ ̶͓̅̄t̴̫̒͋h̴̼̙͝ë̶̯ ̸̨͕͘f̴͕̗͠o̵̟͐r̸̛̹t̶͚̐ṟ̴̛e̶̹̻͝s̵͓̯̔͘s̴̞͌.̵͎͑.̴͖̥̊.̸̟̽̓͜
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̷͙̄̽O̸̳̿ŗ̵͖̑ ̸̦̚͝I̸̛̭̯̿ ̸͍̆c̵̥͂͠ą̸̆ṉ̴̽ ̴̗̆̃s̶̛̗͕̏e̵̜̓̌n̷͍̩̐͛t̴̪̜̓ ̵̠̏à̵̘̪͋n̸̻͑̅ ̸̭͉̓̓Ḁ̶͊̊.̷̜̈́R̶̞̋.̸̡̀̃S̸̰̀͝.̵͚̘̊̂Ȩ̷̝̓.̷͇̬͌́N̴̞͊̿.̴̮͓̽E̸͔͉͆͒ ̶̢̏ṳ̸̊̓n̷̠̖͐̓į̸͋̎t̶̨̛ ̴͍̽ẗ̷̡́͜o̸̹̣͑ ̸̜̗́̚e̴̟͇͛͊s̵̮͆̈́c̵̤̖̃̆o̷͖͔̔̇r̶̫͕͗̒ț̶̛͗ ̸̬̊̐y̷̩͈̆̊ō̴͎͒ű̵͜ ̴̨̎ọ̷̡̄ų̷̞͋̈́t̵̪̀͒.̸̟̟̓.̶̝͑̎ͅ.̵̭̗̆͝
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̶͖̈O̷̺͛̾ͅr̵̪͖̿ ̵͙͙͊̕I̷͍̽̿ ̸̳͍̈́̄c̴̨͚͆͝å̴͖n̴̺̓ ̴̞͗t̶̥͋ö̷͍s̸̫̰͆̋s̴̛̞̯͠ ̴̹͊y̸̙̲̎ô̵̜̈́u̸͂̆͜ ̴̧͙̽o̶͋͜v̴̛̮̺͋e̵̟̙͠r̷̤̃͠ ̷̈́͝ͅt̷͍̫̒͂ḧ̸̠́ȅ̸̱ ̴̨͚̏w̷̫̯̽a̸̡͓͂͝l̸̨͍̈́͠l̶̠̂.̷͔͠͠.̷͇̳̐̂.̴̹́̓



̷W̵h̵a̶t̴e̵v̷e̵r̴ ̵y̶o̸u̶ ̵d̶o̴,̶ ̶d̸o̷n̶'̵t̵ ̶e̷n̵t̷e̵r̸ ̴t̴h̷e̸ ̵l̵a̴b̶y̴r̵i̷n̶t̸h̷.̵.̷.̷
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

Y̴e̵s̵,̸ ̵a̵ ̶l̶a̷b̶y̸r̶i̷n̵t̵h̸ ̷f̴i̵l̴l̶e̵d̷ ̸w̴i̸t̴h̸ ̶s̷o̵m̷e̵ ̷o̴f̴ ̷t̶h̷e̴ ̴m̷o̶s̵t̵ ̴h̴i̶d̵e̵o̴u̴s̴ ̵c̸r̸e̷a̶t̷u̴r̶e̶s̵ ̷i̷m̶a̸g̷i̸n̵a̶b̶l̷e̷.̵.̷.̴
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̴.̵.̷.̸A̸c̴t̷u̶a̸l̷l̵y̵,̵ ̶f̶o̵r̴g̷e̵t̴ ̴I̴ ̶s̵a̵i̶d̴ ̷a̸n̴y̶t̷h̷i̸n̴g̴.̸.̴.̴
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

lass of something much

*wanders off to find a way out*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Scott McLamok

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Scott McLamok

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Verdauga

I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Captain Wortshire

J̸̬͙̜̈u̴̹̣̙̾̂͂s̵̲̲̓̄͊t̶̺͖̰̏̏͂ ̴̮̣͋h̶̯͎̦͂͑ë̵̖́r̵̡͔̔̀e̷͈̭̊̏̑ ̷͎͈͉̔̋̒t̵̩͛̾͋ͅo̸̧͍̼͆ ̶̺͌̂̑r̶̖̟͘e̴͙͓̓̏p̵̹̌̇̕o̸̺̎́͝r̶̰̊̀͒t̷̛̺̼͑ͅ ̸̦̏t̷͓̮͗͌h̶̲̙̄̑̇͜a̸̮̱̫̚t̵͔͙͑ ̶̠̐͝2̷͚͊͒̿ͅ ̵̠͑m̷̦̳̓̎́o̷̲͂̉͘r̴͓̻̭͗͛ẻ̴̼̋͂ ̶͉͇͎̏̏̎b̷̨̲̌̏ͅo̴͎̥̗͗̄̇x̵͚̜͘ë̷̡̬̖́͝s̵̢̩̉̀ͅ ̴̩̏h̴̩̐̈a̷̟͋̾̕v̴̯̼̈́ͅe̸̝̠͐͗̅ ̷̲̘̀͘b̵̺̗͇̋̆e̶̥̮͛͆̕ͅe̵̪̥͉̓ṉ̸̞̌ ̸͎́r̸̨̉͘ẻ̷̞̙̱̃͆ṫ̴̨̬̜̒ř̶̪̋ḯ̸̢̠̦̔ê̸̺v̸̨̲̜̂̎͠ẹ̵̏d̵͔̔͘...̸̰̮̂͌͑
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̴̳̰͚̅̈́́S̴̙͉͒̽͆c̷̡͍̪̔ä̴̫̭͗̀n̶̞̺͒̒̆n̶͈̿̈́í̶̧̬͑̐n̶͕̊̀g̵͙̻̥̈́̈́ ̸̨̦͐͜f̴̲̗͙̎́o̸̻̫͛r̵̭̽ ̶̜̳̗̑n̶̛̰̼̊̅ę̴̨͔͆͠x̷̯͈̖̌̅t̸̘̭͌ ̶̨̿b̴̗̮̘͝o̶͉͊̅͘͜x̶̙̞̏̒̃ ̴̼̾͛l̸̳͋o̶̹̟̊c̷̙̔a̴̧̔͋ẗ̶̢̧̠́̐į̵̢̠̏̈́̊ǒ̶̙̱̘n̶̠̜̐͠...̸̼͖͒̑
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Verdauga

I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Captain Wortshire

*Necronomicon grabs box and crushes it*

F̷̤͆a̶̓͜k̷̓ͅẽ̸̬.̷̺̈́.̸͊ͅ.̵̲̔
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Verdauga

*Looks at Wortshire and Necromicon in rage.*

I... spent good money..... on those donuts...... and you.... just.... destroy them?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?