Hear ye, hear ye, all the lovely ladies and lasses of the Redwall Forum!...

[Verdauga]

Seamlessly attaching to Leg^tm and equipped with five toes for perfect balance, it is a perfect mix of function and odor.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The only probably about it, though, is that you need a toe truck driver to move it.

Seamlessly attaching to Leg^tm and equipped with five toes for perfect balance, it is a perfect mix of function and odor.

I got a kick out of that. 

[Verdauga]

Got a kick out of that huh? You're just pulling my leg.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Alright. I'm out of puns. You keep going though. Break a leg!

[Verdauga]

Keep the ball rolling? I dunno, I think I need time to heel after all this, but it's my time to shin.


Honestly though, I don't wamt to foot the bill. I'm not here to toe the line.

[Sebias of Redwall]

When it comes to puns, I normally have photographic memory but I guess I never developed it.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

You fellows are giving me bad vibes.

[Verdauga]

Ah, I get the picture.

I always wanted to have moving puns, but it never picked up speed.

[Sebias of Redwall]

You fellows are giving me bad vibes.

Our puns are so tearable that they are a punishment.

(And yes, I'm recycling them at this point.  )

[Kade Rivok]

*Comes skipping in.* I'm the prettiest lass on the whole forum. Let me try on the slipper. Wylder will me my one true love.

Excuse you, punk.  I was here first, and I'm far prettier.  That slipper is mine.

(Kade, sharing.)

I am not sharing my glass slippers with that... thing!

If the shoe fits!

You must acquit?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby runs back to Kade, quite sad* I can't find dressing-up things.

[Sebias of Redwall]

>.>
<.<

*Slowly hides trunk behind my back*

[lass of something much]

*Infant Ebby runs back to Kade, quite sad* I can't find dressing-up things.

Sorry, Ebby, but I'm stuck in ice here... (It's actually because I'm busy with inktober)

[The Skarzs]

I deserve the slipper.

[lass of something much]

True....