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[Kade Rivok]

You die, like, all the time >_> 

[Cornflower MM]

Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.

I don't post because I have nothing to add. I do not possess Head's wonderful gift of randomness nor do I fully 'get' most Cellars shenanigans nowadays, because I somehow turned into a grandma without realizing it, apparently.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I can fly.

*Infant Ebby's eyes widen*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Watch out, Kade ol' rascal, ah cun leap higher th'n ye, wot!

[lass of something much]

You die, like, all the time >_> 

(Thing is, I die because I've been shot, or have been yeeted off a cliff. Also I've been dramatic and stupid all my life, I have the excuse of actually being like this, but Ebby doesn't. And she wasn't when she was a small child either.)

[Kade Rivok]

(I don't think she's trying to portray "Infant Ebby" as who she was as a younger chook.  It's just a persona.)

Watch out, Kade ol' rascal, ah cun leap higher th'n ye, wot!

Oh, I believe you madam.  I'm simply taking this course of action because, if I didn't, the tree would likely collapse.  Being an Otterbadger can be quite troubling at times, to be sure. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby leaps from her perch in the tree and lands on Kade's footpaw* *she proceeds to climbs up his leg onto his knee* Kade, Kade! C'n you teach me to fly?

[Russa Nodrey]

Experience is the best teacher. *Puts some plastic fairy wings on Eb and places her on one end of a seesaw*  *Prepares to drop an anvil on the other end*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, nay more buttered zconez fer me, mater, Ah'm off tae play ze grand piano. Pardon me vhoilzt Ah fly in me aeroplane!

*Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby leaps off the seesaw and spins around in a circle, trying to destroy the plastic fairy wings*

[Cornflower MM]

Ew, plastic wings. Russa, how could you? There's so many better options for fairy wings.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby slinks over to Cornflower, whimpering pitifully* Cornflowa, I can't kill the scary wingy thingys.

[lass of something much]

*helpfully kills them*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Just lurks*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.

I don't post because I have nothing to add. I do not possess Head's wonderful gift of randomness nor do I fully 'get' most Cellars shenanigans nowadays, because I somehow turned into a grandma without realizing it, apparently.

Beautifulest grandma ever.