LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Booklover]

*Tva Giantz valk up, und zee av o' ze lettuce; Zey boz pull oot large forkz und large bottlez o' zalad drezzin'; Zey ztart eatin'...*

*they stop eating, wondering why they listened to the weird voice*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Said giants get angry that they were told what to do, and attack everyone without lettuce profiles (except Scott because he looks especially dangerous)*

[Flib Bigboat]

*le changes profile pic*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Said giants get angry that they were told what to do, and attack everyone without lettuce profiles (except Scott because he looks especially dangerous)*

...Except zat ze pozt aboot zem gettin' angry iz alzae tellin' zem vot tae dae, zae...... *Ze giantz turn back tae eatin' ze lettuce people, und refuze tae dae anyzin' elze*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*But since these are carnivorous giants they dislike the taste of lettuce and decide they'd rather starve than the lettuce people*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*'ovever, zey 'ad recently turned vegan dezpoite ziz...*

[Cornflower MM]

*Waves to the lettuce eating giants*

[lass of something much]

*Said giants get angry that they were told what to do, and attack everyone without lettuce profiles (except Scott because he looks especially dangerous)*

I will make them very unhappy if they harm Scott in any way.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Attaches rope to his stem and is swallowed hole (as giants aren't the smartest beasts), but instead of sliding down its gullet, he slides down the giant's trachea. Wielding his saber as best as a lettuce in a dark place can, hacks at it's lungs and kills the giant from the inside. Now he waits patiently to be pulled out...*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Goatz chev trough ze rope*

[Booklover]

*the rope is unfortunately poisonous*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*The goats don't feel well after tasting the rope, so they leave this thread headed in the direction of Lass's house of healing*

[Flib Bigboat]

*the rope is unfortunately poisonous*

NOOO!!! HOLO! How dare you!

[Booklover]

Maybe it's iocane powder and they've built up an immunity to it.

(Science teacher: This gas is odourless, colourless and poisonous.
Me: Does it also dissolve in water?)

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Nobody has bothered to pull Rillbrook out of the giant yet so he's starting to go limp and tasteless*