LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Booklover]

Never specified that it had to be a Ranger's apprentice.

[Flib Bigboat]

What kind of apprentice am I, then?

[Booklover]

A librarian's apprentice, possibly? You do love books.

[Flib Bigboat]

I'd probably start reading every book in the library, and end up not get anything done.
But I may decide to work in a library when I get older. You never know.

[Russa Nodrey]

I have covid and almost no taste now. Judging by my fashion choices, that's been an ongoing issue, though.

[Kade Rivok]

You're exceptionally funny, Russa.  Please be safe.

[Ally046]

Indeedeth Russ.

[Flib Bigboat]

I have covid and almost no taste now. Judging by my fashion choices, that's been an ongoing issue, though.

I hope you get better, Russa. And I love the pun about taste.

[Booklover]

You're exceptionally funny, Russa.  Please be safe.

But don't eat money. We don't want you to be a safe.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye. Und dinnae let ze Buddy Bearz drop zafez on ye fer dizagreein' viz people. Ztay zafe, eat yer vegetablez, drink yer Milch, vazh yer 'andz, und drink rezponzibly. Alzae, dinnae take zuzpiciouz applez from odd ladiez...

[Booklover]

Or snakes. Or Jinn. Or any poisoned apple, no matter who it comes from.

[Flib Bigboat]

Or snakes.

Well, it doesn't really specify whether it was an apple or not... My mom thinks it was most likely a kind of fruit that doesn't grow on any other tree, because it was different from the rest of the trees in the garden.

[Booklover]

That is actually pretty good logic.

I think originally the Bible said fruit but translations changed it to apple.

An 'Adam's apple' is (supposedly) where the apple got stuck in Adam's throat.

[Flib Bigboat]

Hmm. Imteresting.
My translation says "fruit".

[Kade Rivok]

Bloop.