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[Cornflower MM]

We're still not murdering each other. Do we get a prize?

Yes, yes you do. *Hands out cookies to everyone*

[Kade Rivok]

Are they murder cookies?

[Ally046]

*Gasp*

[Verdauga]

Nah, just involuntary manslaughter cookies.

[Kade Rivok]

Almost as bad, but without the consequences!

[Cornflower MM]

Nah, just involuntary manslaughter cookies.

D: How did you know??

[Kade Rivok]

Doesn't sound involuntary >_>

[Booklover]

We're still not murdering each other. Do we get a prize?

Yes, yes you do. *Hands out cookies to everyone*

*squints* Are you going to use these to send me targeted ads or something worse?

Almost as bad, but without the consequences!

I mean, the consequence for the other person is the same.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vot aboot azphyxiation buttered zconez?

[Booklover]

Scones as in scones or scones as in scones?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Any und av.

[Flib Bigboat]

We're still not murdering each other. Do we get a prize?

Yes, yes you do. *Hands out cookies to everyone*

*squints* Are you going to use these to send me targeted ads or something worse?

Almost as bad, but without the consequences!

I mean, the consequence for the other person is the same.

I honestly can't imagine anything worse than Target ads.

[lass of something much]

*Happily munches on a cookie*

Did I stutter?

If we establish that it's mean to yourself to not think you're worthy of being friends with somebody, then I guess all I can do is say it straight (except not) and tell you that you're awesome and a great friend and should stop being mean to yourself.

Does it not being straight mean you mean it in a gay way

No, you.

[Cornflower MM]

We're still not murdering each other. Do we get a prize?

Yes, yes you do. *Hands out cookies to everyone*

*squints* Are you going to use these to send me targeted ads or something worse?

Almost as bad, but without the consequences!

I mean, the consequence for the other person is the same.

I honestly can't imagine anything worse than Target ads.

Ritz Cheese Crispers ads. Those are straight up evil.

[Booklover]

*Happily munches on a cookie*

Did I stutter?

If we establish that it's mean to yourself to not think you're worthy of being friends with somebody, then I guess all I can do is say it straight (except not) and tell you that you're awesome and a great friend and should stop being mean to yourself.

Does it not being straight mean you mean it in a gay way

No, you.

Nothing I do is straight but that sentence was not meant in a gay way.

On that note, does that mean that Ritz Cheese Crispers ads aren't gay up evil?